Ranger Archive
Thread: No more Why do the Devs ignore us threads...
MasterNerfSlayer
Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:03 am
#170
GAH! Someone can't wear HAWTPANTS ?? I will get the appropriate correspondent in here immediately!!!
Vorpaks wrote:
Sadly sir, I am a wookiee.Though maybe Tuck isn't.
This is a serious issue we need for the hawtpants correspondent to address.
Message Edited by Vorpaks on 07-16-2004 11:01 AM
NJ62
Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:08 am
#171
We must have wookiee HAWTPANTS! It's vital to the success of the game! (Do we have to shave the wookiees first?)
Fodder650
Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:16 am
#172
NJ i would think an image designer would charge a small fortune to shave a wookie in their most private of areas. That would not be a safe place to be with a razor blade.
NJ62
Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:20 am
#173
Uh... actually I wasn't really referring to that... I was referring to the entire wookiee... I just don't know how hawtpants would look on an entirely furry creature.
Fred_Skinner
Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:39 am
#176
eeeeeeew! I would rather have NOT had that visual painted with words...
Fodder650 wrote:
lumpy comes to mind
Bartholomew_Roberts
Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:33 am
#178
I pity the poor bothan who accidentally looks up to check the skies at the wrong time and place.....
Phenix1050
Fri Jul 16, 2004 9:33 am
#179
well, if you must know.....some creatures are not meant to be shaved. We've already been through the shaved Bothan problem. Just 'cause you're drunk DOESN'T mean we're gonna look like a Greyhound when we get shaved, okay people? I've seen Bothans shaved for lesser reasons and believe me, it's not a pretty sight. I can imagine a Wookie would be worse. Espcially when they see themselves in the mirror. PAKS ANGRY!!! PAKS SMASH!!!
/shudder.
We do NOT want Wookie Hawtpants. Especially when they're shaved. Ever seen a fat guy at the beach wear a thong? It's not good.