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Thread: Petition to allow a Pop-Tart refit

Bassnet13
Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:05 am
#1

I went to the grocery store a few weeks ago and bought a BUNCH of Pop-Tarts because I heard how uber they were. Well, now that they have been fixed and taste NASTY again, I want my grocery store to allow me to refit them for frozen pizzas. Who's with me?



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JBMat
Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:48 am
#2

It's not delivery, it's... French.


And the really thick super duper one they make is decent.


So ya, up with pizza, down with Pop tarts...


JB


who never did likepop tarts, the food


Teero
Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:04 am
#3

/language Angry_Sheriff_at_Gallows


What do you want on your Tombstone!!!!


/language Basic





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Fodder650
Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:59 am
#4

Im going to petition the company because I want apple frosted p-darts back. They nerfed them several years ago and I never found a good replacement.



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Phenix1050
Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:47 am
#5

denerf the wildberry poptarts! Those thingsused to be asugar-induced coma in a very small package.
now i never see them at the store.



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Rolfie
Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:18 am
#6

What I want introduced into the game is the Peanut butter cluster bomb trap.


This trap can only be used by a Ranger when in camp.


When thrown into the fire the Peanut Butter cluster bomb trap explodes igniting everyone with 15 meters of the fire.


The burning peanut butter will cause a fire DOT until the victim receives first aid.


Anyone in the US Army prior to MREs (Meal Rejected by the Enemy) being introduced will know what I mean by the Peanut Butter cluster bomb.







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Teero
Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:30 am
#7






Rolfie wrote:

MREs (Meal Rejected by the Enemy)





HAHA!!



i can vouch for that.


although, the Cookiee Bar and the Brownie deserts aren't too bad.



i was never in the military, but my dad was the mess hall Sgt. at the local army base, and he'd bring a case of MREs home sometimes.





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Vorpaks
Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:34 am
#8



Teero wrote:


Rolfie wrote:

MREs (Meal Rejected by the Enemy)


HAHA!!

i can vouch for that.

although, the Cookiee Bar and the Brownie deserts aren't too bad.

i was never in the military, but my dad was the mess hall Sgt. at the local army base, and he'd bring a case of MREs home sometimes.




Cruelty to Children?

On that subject I think the Wildberry tarts were nerfed because they caused a reaction similar to epileptic fits in children under the age of 5.



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Phenix1050
Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:58 am
#9






Vorpaks wrote:
On that subject I think the Wildberry tarts were nerfed because they caused a reaction similar to epileptic fits in children under the age of 5.





but that was my favorite part.



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Vorpaks
Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:24 am
#10

Maybe I should have said "children under the age of 5 and bothans (due to body weight)."



Paks
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Teero
Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:28 am
#11






Vorpaks wrote:
Maybe I should have said "children under the age of 5 and bothans (due to body weight)."




don't include Rodians. we might have a low body weight, but we bugs thrive on sugar.



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agent156
Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:28 pm
#12

Stawberry pop tarts + toster stuck on = 6 foot flame

Still works, did it again just a few hours ago.
linusboarder
Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:01 am
#13

You guys go buy your nerfed pop-tarts... i'm going to the store for some beer & pie (if that's not nerfed)



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