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Thread: I dont have a camping addiction!
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Mot-Irujam
Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:11 pm
#1
Just because I bought a factory so I could do hundreds of camps at a time, and Ive gone through2 crates of different camps in a week and a half, and I always yell "I CALL CAMPS!" whenever I get in a group, DOSN'T mean I have a camping addiction. Really. I can manage this. I'm in control. Seriously. 
Sojourner
Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:20 pm
#2
Mot-Irujam wrote:
Just because I bought a factory so I could do hundreds of camps at a time, and Ive gone through2 crates of different camps in a week and a half, and I always yell "I CALL CAMPS!" whenever I get in a group, DOSN'T mean I have a camping addiction. Really. I can manage this. I'm in control. Seriously.
*slips Mot-Irujam a pamphlet for Campaholics Annonymous*
Remember, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
SovietGuy
Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:43 pm
#3
Scene from a Ranger Free-Clinic:
Doc: What are your symptoms?
Ranger: Extreme camping, nausea, a taste for Lepcanine on my fingertips.
Doc: Mmmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. Tell me, does every camp need a crafting station?
Ranger: YES! YES! or 2!!!!! And it needs the perimeter of a small township and the creature repelling powers of a wet paper bag!
Doc: Mmm-hmm. We have a cure for that. Get three buffs and call me in the morning.
Doc: What are your symptoms?
Ranger: Extreme camping, nausea, a taste for Lepcanine on my fingertips.
Doc: Mmmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. Tell me, does every camp need a crafting station?
Ranger: YES! YES! or 2!!!!! And it needs the perimeter of a small township and the creature repelling powers of a wet paper bag!
Doc: Mmm-hmm. We have a cure for that. Get three buffs and call me in the morning.
agent156
Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:10 am
#4
SovietGuy wrote:
Doc: Mmm-hmm. We have a cure for that. Get three buffs and call me in the morning.
Too funny man.
Sylow
Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:08 am
#5
Camp in factory crates... good idea. Saves me 3 inventory-slots. (1 crate instead of the one ready camp i carry, crafting tool, hides and bones stay at home...)
What factory is used for that? 
{Now i got the strange feeling that i'll buy a equipment factory soon... }
Message Edited by Sylow on 03-04-2005 04:10 PM
Cryos_Merovingian
Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:56 am
#6
I'm on Naritus with Mot', and mot', I do believe you have a problem indeed.
You see folks, I have a ranger vendor and will often logon to find a customer has purchased several items. A typical shopping trip seems to be a few kinds of traps, a few camo kits, a crate of HTFBs, and maybe some ranger clothes or veghash.
Mot' is a unique shopper.
I logged on the other day to find at least 6 emails telling me that Mot' had purchased 6 crates of 3 different kinds of camps; and this is on top of the crates (notice the plural) he had bought in the previous 2-3 weeks. This was shocking and I think gives cause for admittance into the Campers Anonymous classes being discussed. However, on top of this, Mot' still feels the need to get a factory so he can craft more camps. Andthis coming from the guy who still isn't quite convinced he should drop CH and go Master Ranger; pft, let's see how long this lasts now.
Mot', my dear friend, you are addicted.
Hakai
Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:04 am
#7
Cryos_Merovingian wrote:
Mot', my dear friend, you are addicted.
Mot', did you get into my riceball stash?!
ShyGirl
Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:28 pm
#8
Mot-Irujam wrote:
Just because I bought a factory so I could do hundreds of camps at a time, and Ive gone through2 crates of different camps in a week and a half, and I always yell "I CALL CAMPS!" whenever I get in a group, DOSN'T mean I have a camping addiction. Really. I can manage this. I'm in control. Seriously.
I have made crates after crates of Camo (Tat, Yavin, Dath, Endor, Dant, Cor and Noboo).... As I am always on Combatant status I use it when I am in enemy terrirory. Camo is my addiction 
I am setting up camp more often as it seems the healing rate has been super-charged 
(Am I wrong, or has it?)
Temujin23
Sat Mar 05, 2005 12:54 am
#9
You know, I thought Mot' was kidding with this post. After tonight's kimo hunt, I know better. While Cryos, Reybekk, Mot', andI were making our way toward Lok to group up, he actually did yell out 'I CALL CAMPS!' That guy's a camping nut.
I'm with shygirl on this one. A couple of weeks ago I became a born again camo convert. It's the only form of concealment that sports mother kali's seal of approval. Now I can waylay travellers with ease.
I must say, these big rangergroup huntswe've been having on naritus are fun as hell. You know they're good if theyinspire me to leave those saucy nightsisters and dastardly black suns behind.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/Master Rifleman
ShyGirl
Sat Mar 05, 2005 7:46 am
#10
I must quell the desire to leave Nightsisters alone..... Hum... Awww, I can't *crying out loud* !! (Guess, that's another ones of my addictions !)
Temujin23 wrote:
You know they're good if theyinspire me to leave those saucy nightsisters and dastardly black suns behind.
Phenix1050
Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:15 am
#11
/hand Mot a case of HTFB's.
would you be interested in this +12 camping attachment I have by any chance?
Hakai
Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:22 am
#12
Phenix1050 wrote:
/hand Mot a case of HTFB's.
would you be interested in this +12 camping attachment I have by any chance?
*sprays phenix with water*
BAD BOTHAN!
Phenix1050
Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:27 am
#13
*sprays Hakai with Jack Daniels*
there! now every Irish Bothan within 150 parsecs will be hounding you.
by the way, didn't anyone ever tell you that you spray CATS with water, not Bothans. I mean...we don't mind water at all. You're the one who has to put up with the smell.
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