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Thread: Bothans Beware MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Odajja
Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:45 pm
#1
I am MASTER RANGER!!!!!!!!!!!And its Shave a Bthan day to boot!!! LIFE is goood!!
Now to those who are grinding Ranger to get the Matser Tag and drop it. YOUR NUTS!!
I have it and the obly way its going is when they pry it from my cold dead account. Which wont be happening anytime soon.
Thank all for all the help. And support!
Nemo0
Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:56 pm
#2
Congrats.
I am sorry to inform you, however, that you won't be shaving any Bothans. While the Emperor might have put out a call to shave all Bothans, a secret council on Bothawui has managed to devise a proper deterrent. Any Bothan who is threatened with shaving shall force the offender to run around Theed with a hotpants macro (Wookiees will just be scared off with a comb). If that doesn't work, the Bothan will hire a big fat guy to follow the offender around using said hotpants macro. Anyone not deterred by this is just sick.
Kiryoku
Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:42 pm
#3
Nemo0 wrote:
Any Bothan who is threatened with shaving shall force the offender to run around Theed with a hotpants macro (Wookiees will just be scared off with a comb).
wookiees should be a non-issue... afterall, it would be foolhardy for any hairy being to advocate the shaving of another... thankfully, we are not so "short"-sighted... we stand with you, bothan...
oh... and congrats, odajja
Odajja
Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:48 pm
#4
Nemo0 wrote:
Congrats.
I am sorry to inform you, however, that you won't be shaving any Bothans. While the Emperor might have put out a call to shave all Bothans, a secret council on Bothawui has managed to devise a proper deterrent. Any Bothan who is threatened with shaving shall force the offender to run around Theed with a hotpants macro (Wookiees will just be scared off with a comb). If that doesn't work, the Bothan will hire a big fat guy to follow the offender around using said hotpants macro. Anyone not deterred by this is just sick.
I fear not for my Emperor is all powerful And His decree of Nekked Bothans Will be Fullfilled. And the Hawtpants are a Illegal garment. My fellow Imperials will protect me from the Hawtpants scourge. Besides Who Dont like a Nice Smooth Bothan?? Vibro Shavers all around.
You know you gave me a great idea. ill place a Vendor with my alt. Fat Guy in Hawtpants. In my holding cell.Thanks!!! will be a hoot. And ive been trying to figure what to place in there.
Snani
Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:01 am
#5
Congrats!
but to shave a Bothan you must find and subdue a Bothan and you may not be aware of this but Bothan rangers have a "clippers and shears" option in our areatrack menu.
but to shave a Bothan you must find and subdue a Bothan and you may not be aware of this but Bothan rangers have a "clippers and shears" option in our areatrack menu.
Vorpaks
Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:52 am
#6
LOL.
Congrats. Hehe - I thought your frontiering post was also your master post. Another person who, like me, got frontiering befor trapping.
I love camps.
Congrats. Hehe - I thought your frontiering post was also your master post. Another person who, like me, got frontiering befor trapping.
I love camps.
Fred_Skinner
Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:17 am
#7
I will congrat you when you remove all traces of "aw" when there should have been just and "o" from your posts 
Phenix1050
Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:37 am
#8
I must warn you not to shave the Bothans.
let it be known that we have sharp teeth and are at groin height. Shave one, you shave all, so you better plan on wearing composite armor pants to bed.
TalKurgan
Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:57 am
#9
OK, about the bothan shaving, do you get image designer xp or scouting xp for that?
Vorpaks
Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:12 am
#10
Phenix1050 wrote:I must warn you not to shave the Bothans.let it be known that we have sharp teeth and are at groin height. Shave one, you shave all, so you better plan on wearing composite armor pants to bed.
As soon as I created my Bothan Sax my husband thought she was so hilarious that he made her a macro for when she's PvPing using unarmmed. I've never had the, er, balls to actually use it though.
Actually Bothan shaving is on the ID wish list believe it or not. Since it would be difficult to have a tatoo show through the fur, shaved patterns have been suggested instead. Someone posted a great photoshoped screen-shot of herself with shaved "tatoos." I guess if they ever got that ability Bothans would have to beware and only go to IDs they trust - they may find themselves shaved completely nekkid by some Ranger/ID with a evil streak.
Almagill
Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:44 am
#11
Vorpaks wrote:
Phenix1050 wrote:I must warn you not to shave the Bothans.let it be known that we have sharp teeth and are at groin height. Shave one, you shave all, so you better plan on wearing composite armor pants to bed.
As soon as I created my Bothan Sax my husband thought she was so hilarious that he made her a macro for when she's PvPing using unarmmed. I've never had the, er, balls to actually use it though.
Actually Bothan shaving is on the ID wish list believe it or not. Since it would be difficult to have a tatoo show through the fur, shaved patterns have been suggested instead. Someone posted a great photoshoped screen-shot of herself with shaved "tatoos." I guess if they ever got that ability Bothans would have to beware and only go to IDs they trust - they may find themselves shaved completely nekkid by some Ranger/ID with a evil streak.
/innocent
/whistles
Oh and congrats Odajja-not used
More Brian Ranger Goodness!
Romiezeus
Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:21 pm
#12
I pray you do not attempt to shave me as I am actually a Noghri in Bothan's clothing. I would have to stomp you like a Narc at a biker rally, in the event of scissors being exposed.
Squidwalker
Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:21 am
#13
Shave the bothan? /bite; /kick; /urinate
The Bothan's shall pwn joo, we are the leetest. Oh and cute and furry, and the best rangers in the game.
See Phenix, I'm still here to defend. 
power
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