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Thread: Hey, Vorpaks...
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Temujin23
Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:06 pm
#4
Hmph. Figures jedi bladders would be infested with fleas. Filthy jedi. They can force run away with their tails between their legs until the cows come home, but do they ever force bathe? No, sirree.
al-djinn'i
Naritus Master Ranger/TKM
Almagill
Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:48 pm
#5
Temujin23 wrote:Hmph. Figures jedi bladders would be infested with fleas. Filthy jedi. They can force run away with their tails between their legs until the cows come home, but do they ever force bathe? No, sirree.al-djinn'iNaritus Master Ranger/TKM
Lounge around in their pyjamas all day, hang out in a big 'lounge' with their buddies...
..hang on, jedi are STUDENTS??
Get a haircut! Get a proper job!! pah!
Nemo0
Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:43 pm
#7
Probing Jedi bladders? I don't want to go there. And I don't think a Bothan is small enough to fit anyway.
Temujin23
Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:39 pm
#8
Since it's obviously jedi-related, maybe the devs will give us craftable Jedi Bladder Probes. I'm thinking we should get them at advanced trapping 4, and they should require 10 units of metal, 5 units of bone, and 8 units of wooly hide. No, better make it bristly hide. They're thrown like traps, and a successful hit with one will prevent a jedi from using forcerun without suffering from a highly damaging bleed effect, in addition to applying a stun state. I'm just now realizing that I crossed the good taste line about two sentences back,though I'm not entirely certain ifthat line was even in effect in this thread.
al-djinn'i
Naritus Master Ranger/TKM
Nemo0
Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:43 pm
#9
Temujin23 wrote:
Since it's obviously jedi-related, maybe the devs will give us craftable Jedi Bladder Probes. I'm thinking we should get them at advanced trapping 4, and they should require 10 units of metal, 5 units of bone, and 8 units of wooly hide. No, better make it bristly hide. They're thrown like traps, and a successful hit with one will prevent a jedi from using forcerun without suffering from a highly damaging bleed effect, in addition to applying a stun state. I'm just now realizing that I crossed the good taste line about two sentences back,though I'm not entirely certain ifthat line was even in effect in this forum.
al-djinn'i
Naritus Master Ranger/TKM
Fixed.
DesktopSaki
Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:17 pm
#10
I went to my gaming group tonight (board games, poker, bridge, card games, etc.), and some of us were chatting waiting for a game to open up. We got to talking about Star Wars and I mentioned Jedi Bladders.
They were amused and brief discussion ensued.
Liiiiiiiiiiittle Jedi bladders.
Phenix1050
Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:04 am
#11
DesktopSaki wrote:
Liiiiiiiiiiittle Jedi bladders.
do wookies have bigger jedi bladders??
sorry vorpaks, i had to. don't hate me.
Fodder650
Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:07 am
#12
Ok so let me get this straight. From the other thread jedi bladders survives and gets its own life. But screaming yodas is left forgotten as a band?
Almagill
Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:20 am
#13
Fodder650 wrote:
Ok so let me get this straight. From the other thread jedi bladders survives and gets its own life. But screaming yodas is left forgotten as a band?
Not at all... appearing at a random galaxy, at random intervals, there may, so I'm told, be a blind bothan and his buddy who've formed a duet called The Screamin' Yodas 8)
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