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Thread: What really happended on Clac's vacation (for old times sake.......)
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MonsofoLexius
Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:00 am
#1
I am sick and bored so here goes.
Twas the night before Revamp and all thru Calc's house,
Not even a Bothan was stirring, even the one drooling from his mouth.
The post were all made on the forum with care,
In the the hopes that Green Marine would soon be there.
MostRangers were snoring with pouding in their head,
Visions of stealth and having a hunting cabin homestead.
AsCalcwas onvaction and the liquor almost gone,
The onesstill upcheered "get Phenix another Yeager Bomb".
When out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter,
I sprang from the floor to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I stumbled, wow walking is an art.
I tore out of house, darn which wookie let out a fart!
The smell of my breath of a longparty day,
And look hey I think that Zabrak is here to stay!
When, what to my wondering eyes should apear,
But a pair of dancing Twi'leks with a Jawa Beer!
With a flourish or two, so nice and quick,
I felt so good you could hit my head with a stick!
More rapid than spicesthe fogstarted to clear,
I think its time to wake the others with a cheer!
"Now Skinner, Now Flynn, Now Nemo, Now Seiryuu, Now Ebe"
It's time to clean the house and get Phenix out of the punch bowl already!
Totop of the stairs and floor of the jon,
We cleaned the house with camo hats on.
As the party ended with a resouding cheer,
Someone stood up and said Calc is almost here!
So up to the house Calc flew with a mist,
You are all OFF my christmas list!
Message Edited by MonsofoLexius on 06-24-2004 04:42 PM
Message Edited by MonsofoLexius on 06-24-2004 04:44 PM
Message Edited by MonsofoLexius on 11-13-2005 09:13 AM
Phenix1050
Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:37 am
#3
I think I know what the "mist" wasand I swear, it wasn't coming out of my...erm..."Tobbaco Water Inhaler"
EbeLightcloud
Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:54 pm
#5
Seiryuu wrote:
Phew, I wasn't listed. Maybe I'm still on his x-mas list.
LOL I was thinking the same thing
AgonThalia
Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:58 pm
#6
uh.... who was the gay zabrak again?
and are you hitting on me?
and are you hitting on me?
MonsofoLexius
Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:44 pm
#8
I am glad you all got a laugh from it
Seiryuu and Ebe, fixed lol.
/tar Draknev
/wink
j/k lol
Seiryuu
Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:49 pm
#9
Nooooooo!
*Uses a concel kit on her name*
*Looks around*
Okie, Calc hasn't see this thread yet. I'm still safe.
*Uses a concel kit on her name*
*Looks around*
Okie, Calc hasn't see this thread yet. I'm still safe.
EbeLightcloud
Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:01 am
#12
See I told you Seiryuu, that trying to flush that furball from the punchbowl was a bad Idea. (Phenix I dont mean you personally, though I think I heard it suggested. I ment what you left behind :smileyhappy
Seiryuu
Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:17 am
#13
Wha? Huh?
I know nothing of which you speak...
*hums to herself*
I know nothing of which you speak...
*hums to herself*
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