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Thread: Wanna Duel? (Politician Humor)

Tiaga
Fri Nov 21, 2003 5:19 am
#14

You're looking at it from outside the box. Do you think an imperial joins the empire because they think they are evil and want to do nasty things? Mo! They join it because they believe in what the empire stands for, and want to stop these terrorist attacks by this so called rebellion. They might even have heard rumors about the rebels sabotaging the empire's flagships and destroying a planet. (You don't think the empire would report that THEY blew up the planet do you?)



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KhorAh
Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:02 am
#15

I'm no match for your blaster and your no match for my brain.


I would convert the entire dialog to fit but you get the picture.





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ChaoticJelly
Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:32 am
#16

/applaud


Good show my man!




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OOSquishy
Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:33 am
#17

Politicians : 1


Zabraks with guns : 0


w00t!

Uberhamster
Fri Nov 21, 2003 9:14 am
#18

Depressing though.



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PSchirf
Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:00 pm
#19

It did make me a little sad.



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Olepi
Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:30 pm
#20

OMG that rocks!!!



I would have just pistol whipped him myself.


yes i kept combat skills as a politician.


Machiavellian political machine.


LOL

Surius
Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:39 pm
#21

I love it!!! Politicians aren't supose to be fighters, they are diplomats. Lol ppl just asume a politician is nothing and think they will duel and kill us like nothing. but when it comes down too it, most Politicians were something else before being a politician.


I had one guy challenge me when in Theed. Boy was he surprised when I low blowed him, followed by panicshot, then started to flame him. lol nothing funny about a politician with dirty fighting IV and Flamethrower IV. lol the best part was watching him lie there helpless.




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Alrich_Palasor
Sat Nov 22, 2003 1:52 am
#22

Reports of a rouge planet in the Alderaan system shortly before it was destroyed are greatly exaggerated.




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PSchirf
Mon Nov 24, 2003 10:12 am
#23

Rogue planet? Maybe that's what destroyed Alderan!



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Shamera Kye, Tempest
Mayor of Kosatsu Falls (Metropolis), North of the Dantooine Jedi Temple
Dreamwalker
Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:29 pm
#24

It is great to see that there are politicians that can use a weapon or that are trained in martial ways. For those that are not simple establish your elite guard and have one with you at all times. This is how i mange to keep from loseing.



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Olepi
Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:32 pm
#25

agreed.



This poloitican has a trick or two left up his sleave.

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