Politician Archive
Thread: Wanna Duel? (Politician Humor)
I'm no match for your blaster and your no match for my brain.
I would convert the entire dialog to fit but you get the picture.
OMG that rocks!!!
I would have just pistol whipped him myself.
yes i kept combat skills as a politician.
Machiavellian political machine.
LOL
I love it!!! Politicians aren't supose to be fighters, they are diplomats. Lol ppl just asume a politician is nothing and think they will duel and kill us like nothing.
but when it comes down too it, most Politicians were something else before being a politician.
I had one guy challenge me when in Theed. Boy was he surprised when I low blowed him, followed by panicshot, then started to flame him. lol nothing funny about a politician with dirty fighting IV and Flamethrower IV. lol the best part was watching him lie there helpless. ![]()
Reports of a rouge planet in the Alderaan system shortly before it was destroyed are greatly exaggerated.
It is great to see that there are politicians that can use a weapon or that are trained in martial ways. For those that are not simple establish your elite guard and have one with you at all times. This is how i mange to keep from loseing.
Citizen General Darkan
Darkan's Evil Empire
Tatooine, Scylla