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Nerf balls! That's it!They're designed to hit nerf balls! They are working as they are intended!

Just alittle humor to give everyone a little laugh..

Well now the nerfs are gonna come flame us! Thanks a lot man... we should nerf battheir balls? What were you thinking?

Speaking of nerfs...

I know some folks here know more about Star Wars than what us slackers () know from the movies... So please enlighten me - What is a Nerf Herder?

And no points to anyone who responds, "Someone that herds Nerfs."

a "nerf herder" is someone that calls for nerfs, or changing for the worse, on other classes. An example would be bounty hunters coming to these forums and calling us too strong and asking to make us weaker, or nerfing us.

official title of the first expansion-

NERF WARS - AN EMPIRE DISGRUNTLED

NERF THE CHEFS!!!!!!!!

ROTFL!

I COMPLETELY forgot about the scruffy looking nerf herder comment, so it makes that even funnier...ROTFL!

I had meant the term 'nerf balls' in reference to stuff like NERF footballs and stuff..

But, if we wanna upset the nerfs that the nerf herders are herding (try saying that five times fast..LOL!), then oh well...oh wait, the creature handlers (sadly) herded a bunch of nerfs... I lost my pet hurrton from the nerfs....KILL the NERFS..

I was hanging out in the hotel Bestine this weekend winning and loosing all my money playing roulette when I had an epiphany.. Now, I don't know if being awake for 24 hours was the culpret or maybe it was an after effect of my hunting Womp rats in the hot desert sun, or it could have been the Shadowpaw... but this was a wonderful insight.

What? You want to know whatit was? Well, I will tell you. Now, you have to understand that there is a LOT of talk out there about Nerfs. We all know the Empire rooted out this menace, but there are still plenty of sick people out there who admire these freaks of nature. In point of fact I even joined a group of like minded citizens and killed a Nerf not too long ago. (I highly recommend it.)

So, here I sit thinking these thoughts as Nerfs were creating chaos (andbodies) all over the place. So I start to think... how can we get rid of these terrorists? They blew up Alderaan, and you don't want to know how much damage they have done to our creature handlers. All because they want to go back to some chaotic "Balanced Play" type of govenment. Anyway... So here we are, Nerfs on one side of us and Rebels on the other and I thought how can we halt this menace?

Well, let me tell you how we can stop it, or at least slow it down. You see I believe thatthe Nerfs are really lead by Nerf Herders! What? You don't belive it? Well, you better. My Mother (who works on an Imperial Star Destroyer) says that there is some guy named Dev Eloperwho fought every single Creature Handler in the known Galaxy! Now the fact that this guy is still alive tells you something. He also took down all the massed TKA's, and almost got the Bounty Hunters!

So, here is what we do... we lay a trap for this "Dev". We spread rumors in the cantinas about "An unlimited Bofa Treat Exploit"! (No I don't know what that means, but I do know that Nerf Herders can't resists an "exploit"). So, when he shows up we bag him. That's right. We break out our blasters and let him have it.

So, next time you are in a cantina make sure to partner up and /whiper to each other about the "Amazing Bofa Sploit". Also I think it helps if you talk in numbers...

Great idea tydive!!!

I dont know what nerfs are (as far as in SW). But Princess Leia did call Han Solo a Nerf Herder at least once that I read in a book. I think it was "The courtship of princess Leia". Btw, no one is nerfing my balls!

LOL, Nerf Herder would be a GREAT profession!

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