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Without a doubt the best gunfighter quote EVER.

Clint: "You a Bounty Hunter?"

Stranger: "A mans gotta make some kinda living"

Clint: "Dieing aint much of a living boy"

-Clint Eastwood "The outlaw Josey Wales"

The Gunslinger By Stephen King (Revised Edition)
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Roland - "I started to tell you about Tull."
Brown - "Is it growing?"
Roland - "Its dead." The Gunslinger said, "I killed it."

"Guns dont kill people; I DO!!!! *mad laughter*" - Rifleman, Warcraft III

"This....is...my...BOOMSTICK!!" - Rifleman, Warcraft III

(yeah...i know...)

"This is the greatest hangun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that move." - Revolver Ocelot

You like Clint Eastwood ???

so click this one

http://www.garnersclassics.com/qjosey.htm

and ...

i got another one but i can really remember the source

"Draw ... and i´ll make you famous"

Elliah Octstabber - Rogue Master Pistoleer

SDLC/Soria/Talus

Here's more for ya!

The guns were empty and they boiled at him, transmogrified into an Eye and a Hand, and he stood, screaming and reloading, his mind far away and absent, letting his hands do their reloading trick. Could he hold up a hand, tell them he had spent a thousand years learning this trick and others, tell them of the guns and the blood that had blessed them? Not with his mouth. But his hands could speak their own tale.
-from 'The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger' by Stephen King

"Now if you don't calm down and play nice then I guess I'll have to shoot you in the kneecap, which, I hear, is a very painful place to be shot."
-Bill, 'Kill Bill, Vol. 2'

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
-Jules, 'Pulp Fiction'

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that sh*t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your *ss. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his *ss. But I saw some **edit** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *ss in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that sh*t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. "
-Jules, 'Pulp Fiction'

Hickey: "You wouldn't shoot an unarmed man in the back, would you?"
John Smith: "I've done worse than that."
-'Last Man Standing'

"No bullets? Ah, but if all of you in the audience who believe in fairies will clap your hands, then my gun will be magically filled with bullets."
-Phil Moscowitz, 'What's Up, Tiger Lily?'

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true_Kieran wrote:

My favorite quote is actually something for our friend Waste I think. It's from the movie Quigley Down Under. Haven't seen it in english so don't know his exact words there but in this movie he always uses a rifle untill in the end he is forced to use a revolver while standing against 3 guys. They draw, he kills them all and then says something like: "I said I don't like it. I didn't say I can't handle it."

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"I said I don't like them. I didn't say I don't know how to use 'em." I think that is more accurate.