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Thread: Gunslinger Quotes From All Kinds of Places.
Waco Kid: See this hand?
Bart: Yeah, looks steady to me...
*Waco kid pulls up his other hand which is twitching like a paint mixer*
)'...it's the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off...Now you gotta ask yourself, was it six shots or only five? Do you feel lucky, punk?'
Been a long time since I've seen the movie, so it's as close as I can recall at the moment. Close enough to say, my gosh I'm amazed I haven't seen this one yet! 
-James Bond, 'The Man with the Golden Gun'
"If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun."
The Dalai Lama, May 15, 2001, The Seattle Times
"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."
-James Earl Jones
"You'll shoot your eye out kid..."
-Santa Claus, 'A Christmas Story'
"We call this next item "The Fecalator." One look at it, and the target ***** his or her pants."
-Gun Salesman (Randall?), 'Dogma'
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Tony Montana, 'Scarface'
"You shoot, you shoot to kill, get as many of them as you can. All you got to do is just not miss."
-Martin Riggs, 'Lethal Weapon'
"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, 'Dr. Who - Robot'
"Guns aren't for killing people, they're for killing dangerous and tasty animals."
-Homer Simpson
"One gun is all you need... if you know how to use it."
Shane
More as I remember or think of em!
had to search for the movie transcript for this one from The Salton Sea
Danny looks up at the gun, his face a blank.
DANNY -(mumbling) Glock semi-automatic 9 mm ...
CLOSE ON THE BARREL OF THE GUN. ALL SOUND FADES OUT.
MOVE INTO THE BARREL OF THE GUN. THE BLACK KID'S FACE APPEARS INSIDE.
KID - Tenifer matte finish, Polymer grip, fixed sights, 4 and 1/2 inch barrel, 22 ounces, double action and a ...
QUICK FLASHES of all the shots Danny fired with the Glock.
- TWO at Big Bill
- FOUR at the guys at the table
- ONE at Garcetti
- THREE at Tanner
THE KID AGAIN.
KID -... and a TEN ROUND magazine ...
ON DANNY. Still staring at the gun. He knows the gun is empty. He
notices something on the floor ...... THE LOADED SYRINGE.
KID (cont'd) - Or did I say ELEVEN?
Danny trying to remember.
KID (cont'd) - Which was it, mister? Was it ten or was it eleven? (beat) Pretty big #$%&ing difference if you ask me.
DANNY starts chuckling. Looks up at Tanner.
DANNY - It doesn't matter.
Danny looks down at the syringe again. Tanner sees it too.
TANNER - Too late to be a hero.
Danny picks up the syringe.
Tanner pulls the trigger.
INSIDE THE GUN - MOVING SLOWLY towards the firing pin as it springs
forward toward CAMERA with a LOUD CLICK.
THE GUN IS EMPTY.
DANNY - Ten it is.
earlier in the movie.... the kid explaining all the guns to danny:
KID
Mister, I only deal in high-end
weapons. All guaranteed stolen and
traceable only to their original
owners. All sales are final and all
prices are negotiable.
The kid speaks in a HUSKY MONOTONE, completely FLAT and HUMORLESS. He
sounds like one of those kids selling candy door-to-door with a
memorized pitch told by rote.
KID (cont'd)
(rapid fire delivery)
Glock semi-automatic 9 mm. Tenifer
matte finish, Polymer grip, fixed
sights, 4 and 1/2 inch barrel, 22
ounces, double action and a 10 round
magazine. Mister, I could hook you up
with this gun for the low price of
three hundred and "fitty" dollars -
well below market value.
(next gun, no pause)
Tangfolio semi-automatic. This a 9mm
too - seems to be the weapon of choice -
try one and you'll understand why.
Rubber grips, adjustable 3 dot
sights, 4 and 1/2 inch barrel, 33
ounces. Check out the eye-catching
extended beaver tail just above the
grip. Got mad-ass double action and a
surprising 16 round magazine.
Mister, I want to sell you this gun
and I can hook you up for the low
price of 200 dollars.
(next gun, breakneck pace)
Maybe you looking for something in
a chrome finish. Something to
impress the ladies. This right here
is a Llama Mini-Max .38 Super Auto.
semi-automatic.
Fresh satin chrome, black rubber
grip, 3 dot fixed sights, 3 and 1/2
inch barrel, skeletonized hammer with
an extended slide release, eight
capacity magazine and single action.
Mister, I won't lie to you, this gun
is not the bomb - it'll do the job,
KID (cont'd)
but it ain't all that. That's why
you can walk out of here with this
gun for the incredible low price of
one hundred and "fitty" dollar.
(next one)
Maybe you looking for power, mister.
This gun got mad power, mad kick and
mad reputation. That's right, it's
the Colt .357 Magnum revolver.
Rubber combat-style grip, fixed rear,
ramp front sights, 2 inch barrel.
Weighs in at a feather-like 21
ounces. 6 shot capacity with double
action. Mister, if you're looking
for impact, the Magnum will satisfy
all of your needs.
(the last gun)
I don't know you, mister, but you
look like a man of style so maybe you
in the market for a custom piece.
Mister, it's your lucky day 'cause
this gun got style to burn. You
lookin' at the Les Baer Custom
Premier Tactical 45. Fresh blue
finish, deluxe grips, 5 inch barrel,
37 ounces, guaranteed to shoot 1 1/2
groups at a distance of 50
yards. Aluminum speed trigger,
throated barrel, single action with
12 shot capacity magazine. I could see
you with this gun, mister. And I can
give it to you for the low price of
seven hundred and ninety-five
dollars. Mister, these are my guns.
All sales are final, and all prices
are negotiable.
-- Sean Connery
Mr. Scaramanga: Indeed it is, Mr. Bond. But it still remains the only true test of gentlemen.
James Bond: I doubt you qualify on that score. However, I accept.
From 3rd Rock from the Sun