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Thread: pistoleer motto
Philosopher1976 wrote:
How about "If only the Devs were as fast as my pistol . . ."haha
Actually, they are that fast...that's the problem.
"Master Pistoleer:Slower thanRifleman and as powerful as a Novice Marksman."
"Master Pistoleer: Our best attack does 1400 DMG! And its slower than a Commando!"
"Master Pistoleer: 1/2 our profession is worthless!"
"Master Pistoleer: All but 3 of our specials work!"
"Master Pistoleer: A Rouge beat me today!"
"Master Pistoleer: An Expert BH beat me today!"
"Master Pistoleer: It takes me too long to pull the trigger!"
I need to post a few more:
"Master Pistoleer: I fire Stopping Shot slower than a Rifleman fires Sniper Shot!"
"Master Pistoleer: My DPS equals up to a Marksman with Kip Up Shot!"
"Master Pistoleer: Wait, MTPS is as good as Strafe Shot 2 right?"
"Master Pistoleer: Who said the title QUICKDRAW meant anything?"
"Master Pistoleer: Our best fix was the new titles! Oh wait, that was our only fix!"
"Master Pistoleer: Hey, I need Smuggler/BH to supplement PISTOLEER! Not the other way around!"
I'll think of more. ![]()
"I bet you can kill you before I can"
"pistoleers: the few, the proud, the ironically ignored"
That one is pretty good
Randonb wrote:
"pistoleers: the few, the proud, the ironically ignored"
Here's a few more:
Pistoleer: The Other Dead Meat.
Pistoleer: We put the Stop in "Stopping Shot".
We die more before 9:00am than most people do all day!
Anything you can do we can't do at all.
Ibecame aPistoleer and all I got was this lousy FWG5 t-shirt.
Aren't you glad you use the Republic Blaster? Don't you wish everyone did?
Have it your way (since I ain't havin' it mine)
Once you Stop, you can't pop!
Tastes great, less killing.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
Live fast, die young, and leave ablackened, hole-ridden corpse behind.
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
Pistoleer: A view from the ground.
Pistoleer: Driving up daisies.
Pistoleer: Nerfed R us!
Pistoleer: Need pistol will travel.
People
Insist
StoppingShot
Totally
Owns
LIARS
Everyone
Expects
Results
FIX OUR CLASS!!!