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Thread: Hey kiddies! Uncle Bunky says 'FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions'!

JeebusCrisp
Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:49 pm
#1
I mean...c'mon...you're using the intarweb right?
SURELY all of you can't be THIS ignorant.



If a poisonous snake is dropped on top of you from a gyrocopter, don’t freak out and shoot your own driver with your arrow gun, making the vehicle lose control and blow up. Its probably just as scared as you are.
Alristico
Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:53 pm
#2
do starfighters actually fight stars?



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CityHall
Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:58 pm
#3
Yes! Next question!



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mxcp204
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:04 pm
#4
Yeah but, is parsecs a measure of distance or time?



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JeebusCrisp
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:06 pm
#5

mxcp204 wrote:
Yeah but, is parsecs a measure of distance or time?




Depends on your proximity to Hollywood.



If a poisonous snake is dropped on top of you from a gyrocopter, don’t freak out and shoot your own driver with your arrow gun, making the vehicle lose control and blow up. Its probably just as scared as you are.
xTekx
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:30 pm
#6
what are lasers for? why can't I use my Lightsaber in space?



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Kryxal
Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:59 pm
#7




JeebusCrisp wrote:
I mean...c'mon...you're using the intarweb right?
SURELY all of you can't be THIS ignorant.



You don't know the power of the stupid side...



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CuchulainnDarklight
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:57 pm
#8




JeebusCrisp wrote:




mxcp204 wrote:

Yeah but, is parsecs a measure of distance or time?






Depends on your proximity to Hollywood.




To be pedantic and a little too geeky for the ladies taste, parsecs are a measure of distance in space both in the SW universe and the RW (whats that?).


Han Solo famously shaved a little of his course through the Kessel system one day, skirting closer to the black hole cluster in the centre of the Kessel system than anyone had previously managed!


Hence his bragging of making the Kessel run in a certain amount of parsecs.



/geekhat off






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Treena_Daal
Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:03 pm
#9
Of course, this is only because Lucas had no bloody clue what a "parsec" was, and used it to make Han's ship sound fast. So he made up some story about black holes and such in order to justify the use of the word.
CuchulainnDarklight
Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:04 pm
#10




Treena_Daal wrote:
Of course, this is only because Lucas had no bloody clue what a "parsec" was, and used it to make Han's ship sound fast. So he made up some story about black holes and such in order to justify the use of the word.




Blasphemy, you heathen! You will be burned!




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bootface
Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:02 pm
#11
And thenI ask something.
JeebusCrisp
Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:04 pm
#12

bootface wrote:
And then I ask something.




I'm like Radio Shack mate, you got questions, I've got snide remarks and ridicule.



If a poisonous snake is dropped on top of you from a gyrocopter, don’t freak out and shoot your own driver with your arrow gun, making the vehicle lose control and blow up. Its probably just as scared as you are.
JaekeW
Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:02 pm
#13




JeebusCrisp wrote:




bootface wrote:
And then I ask something.






I'm like Radio Shack mate, you got questions, I've got snide remarks and ridicule.




Heh, I currently work at Radioshack. We changed it to "You have questions, we have blank stares, what's your name and phone number?"



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