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You imperials keep thinking that's a bug.

It's not.

The rebel station in Deep Space contracted with Daxx Industries for the latest in defense shield technology. We provided them with a hybrid Cloaking-Poof-O-Shield. It's the latest from the Advanced Shield Technology division at Daxx Industries.

The shield basically absorbs blaster fire and funnels it into the station's power supply. Excess power is shed through the gun emplacements. That's why you figure blasters or missiles aren't doing any damage. Technically, they are, although we add it to our power. Thank you very much. Our power bill last month was almost zero.

You think the subsystems aren't targeting because of a bug? Not so. It's the latest in quasi-cloaking technology from the Advanced Cloaking Division of Daxx Industries. You can't target the subsystems because your targeting scanner's energy is being absorbed and added to our power cells. Targeting scans are currently powering most of the lights in our Disco. The two people still using the Disco send their thanks.

Coming out soon is our Magneto-Tractor-Shielding technology, direct from the Advanced Magneto Division of Daxx Industries. Once installed, any Imperial ships coming within 200m of the station will be Magneto-Tractored to the station itself, where the ship's subatomic structure will be fused to the station, thereby assimilating Imperial ships into its structure and growing the station. We may, from time to time, issuea request for specific types of Imperial ships to attack the station, based on current needs for expansion. Please stay tuned and follow your given vectors closely.

Last but not least, we are currently installing the new Broadband-Epulse-Repulsor-System into the Rebel Station. From the inventors of the famous Epulse technology, the Advanced Killbutton Division of Daxx Industries is proud to announce its station-sized Epulse technology. Guaranteed to fry any electronics or avionics to a distance of 720m from the station, this system will be sure to impress Imperials with its sheer genius in design.

So, stop reporting these supposed "bugs" and start recognizing the technology genius of Daxx Industries, the most trusted name in the Galaxy.

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Korbyn Daxx
Master Shipwright
Daxx Shipyards, 200m East of Rebel Outpost on Rori, Bria.
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+1?

Andros Celsum ~ Master Bounty Hunter ~ "It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both."

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AzidarNath wrote:

You imperials keep thinking that's a bug.

It's not.

The rebel station in Deep Space contracted with Daxx Industries for the latest in defense shield technology. We provided them with a hybrid Cloaking-Poof-O-Shield. It's the latest from the Advanced Shield Technology division at Daxx Industries.

The shield basically absorbs blaster fire and funnels it into the station's power supply. Excess power is shed through the gun emplacements. That's why you figure blasters or missiles aren't doing any damage. Technically, they are, although we add it to our power. Thank you very much. Our power bill last month was almost zero.

You think the subsystems aren't targeting because of a bug? Not so. It's the latest in quasi-cloaking technology from the Advanced Cloaking Division of Daxx Industries. You can't target the subsystems because your targeting scanner's energy is being absorbed and added to our power cells. Targeting scans are currently powering most of the lights in our Disco. The two people still using the Disco send their thanks.

Coming out soon is our Magneto-Tractor-Shielding technology, direct from the Advanced Magneto Division of Daxx Industries. Once installed, any Imperial ships coming within 200m of the station will be Magneto-Tractored to the station itself, where the ship's subatomic structure will be fused to the station, thereby assimilating Imperial ships into its structure and growing the station. We may, from time to time, issuea request for specific types of Imperial ships to attack the station, based on current needs for expansion. Please stay tuned and follow your given vectors closely.

Last but not least, we are currently installing the new Broadband-Epulse-Repulsor-System into the Rebel Station. From the inventors of the famous Epulse technology, the Advanced Killbutton Division of Daxx Industries is proud to announce its station-sized Epulse technology. Guaranteed to fry any electronics or avionics to a distance of 720m from the station, this system will be sure to impress Imperials with its sheer genius in design.

So, stop reporting these supposed "bugs" and start recognizing the technology genius of Daxx Industries, the most trusted name in the Galaxy.

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We at MandalMotors have ways of dealing with your kind,

No technological breakthrough is infallible forever.

Delebas

Be the chase on the ground, under the water, soaring the skies, or in the heavens;
none shall escape the pursuit of the hunter.

WolfLeader

Jedi Padawan

(gggggggggggggggggxnnnntnnnnnntnnnnxggggggggggggggggg)

yes, and also Sienar Fleet Systems designed a new type of paint that absorbs blaster shots of the same colour, when a Reb fires a red blaster at a Royal Guard TIE and says its a bugged hitbox its not actualy true, it's just special paint

Colonel Mik'di Boken, Imperial Army

Colonel Mik'di Boken, Imperial Army

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MikDiBoken wrote:

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Raptor2k1 wrote:

What about the rebels with green blasters?Programmed aversion to holiday color schemes?

Message Edited by Raptor2k1 on 10-10-2005 04:47 PM

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It makes the TIE go yellow because your mixing Colours together

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And that is why Im Reing some blue blasters!

...has mastered the Pilot profession
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Korbyn Daxx
Master Shipwright
Daxx Shipyards, 200m East of Rebel Outpost on Rori, Bria.
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Don't make the same mistake TransGalMeg made. They were made an offer they couldn't refuse...but they did.

Now the Black Suns are suffering for their interference.

Delebas

Be the chase on the ground, under the water, soaring the skies, or in the heavens;
none shall escape the pursuit of the hunter.

Here it is - be thankful I didn't necro the entire post:

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ign- palu

Haha