Pilot Archive
Thread: Nothing to see here! Move along! (Just a funny)
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MonsofoLexius
Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:49 pm
#1
I used to do these more often on other forums long ago, but in the true "first real warm day in California" style and to announce the first day I might acually have to fire up the central AC...........
A Pilots Christmas tune on the master missions....
Deck theships withtons of spacebombs
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be overt.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our overload programs.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll the ancient pilot posts.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
See the blazingships before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the blazingships before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Getthemission and join the chorus.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me into kessel.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of deep-space repairs.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fast away thehours pass.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new spawn, lads and lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Flywe joyous, all together.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Heedless of thefighters and gunboats.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Happy Summer everyone!!
(And just for those that are interested, my first big middle of the year Christmas hit from the Ranger fourms while the Corro was on vacation)
Twas the night before Revamp and all thru Calc's house,
Not a Bothan was stirring, even the one drooling from his mouth.
The post were all made on the forum with care,
In the the hopes that Green Marine would soon be there.
MostRangers were snoring with pouding in their head,
Visions of stealth and having a hunting cabin homestead.
AsCalcwas onvaction and the liquor almost gone,
The onesstill upcheered "get Phenix another Yeager Bomb".
When out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter,
I sprang from the floor to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I stumbled, wow walking is an art.
I tore out of house, darn which wookie let out a fart!
The smell of my breath of a longparty day,
And look hey I think that Zabrak is here to stay!
When, what to my wondering eyes should apear,
But a pair of dancing Twi'leks with a Jawa Beer!
With a flourish or two, so nice and quick,
I felt so good you could hit my head with a stick!
More rapid than spicesthe fogstarted to clear,
I think its time to wake the others with a cheer!
"Now Skinner, Now Flynn, Now Nemo, Now Seiryuu, Now Ebe"
It's time to clean the house and get Phenix out of the punch bowl already!
Totop of the stairs and floor of the jon,
We cleaned the house with camo hats on.
As the party ended with a resouding cheer,
Someone stood up and said Calc is almost here!
So up to the house Calc flew with a mist,
You are all OFF my christmas list!
Zeon_Zaku
Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:35 pm
#2
Hehe, nice. 
Someone has a bit too much time on their hands, eh?
Someone has a bit too much time on their hands, eh?
MonsofoLexius
Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:34 am
#4
Zeon_Zaku wrote:
Hehe, nice.
Someone has a bit too much time on their hands, eh?
Nope, just trying to lighten the moood as much as anything.
If you cant take the time to do that................
Washell
Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:34 am
#5
Both are absolutely beautiful. Especially having been a ranger and knowing all the guys mentioned. 
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