Pilot Archive
Thread: Exsclusive the new B-wing schematic:)
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pgm2b2
Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:46 pm
#1
Hot from the designers, the one you have been waiting for the "New B-WIng" schematic
Reactor
Lvl 1 only and no more than 1k power
Engine
Powerplant for the AV-21(please note the corvette mission will only contain 145 SBD's as of now)
Shield
One large red Chefs hat ( will keep of the rain if nothing else)
Cap
One droid battery (non rechargeable just like xmas)
Booster
1000000 units jawa baked beans in Rori Chilli sauce
Armour
500 Torton shells
DI
one Serial cable max speed 9600bps
Weapon
4 CDEF pistol which must be looted from a Gorax
Ordnance
One Exotic dancer's brassier for a double whammy
Droid or Flight computer
OneSinclair ZX80 (16k)with optional tape drive. Speed to load next command approx 5mins.
Crafting your Ship
We have a new routine forcreating a schematic , as follows;
1) on one buff kill the following;
a) Graul Marauder
b) Ancient Krayt
c) 15 Nightsister Elders
2) Ignore part 1)
3) Take all your parts to a The Jinda Ewok called Dufuous, who spawns once a week in a hidden location in the galaxy.
4) Put all your parst in Dufuous's Giant cauldron (nb.seperate quest)
5) Take all your clothes of and dance around the cauldron for 24hrs singing "I am a crazy Rebel Master Pilot" with much cackling and drooling.
6) Insult Dufuous. ( which give you a pilot shooting bonus of -1000 for 7 days)
And there you have you spangly new B-wing
Perfomance Stats to follow)
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MonsofoLexius
Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:10 pm
#3
pgm2b2 wrote:
Hot from the designers, the one you have been waiting for the "New B-WIng" schematic
5) Take all your clothes of and dance around the cauldron for 24hrs singing "I am a crazy Rebel Master Pilot" with much cackling and drooling.
LMAO 
Erahth
Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:47 am
#6
I looked at this thread cause I thought you were serious.
Half way through, I realised you WERE serious!!
5*s for j00!
Half way through, I realised you WERE serious!!
5*s for j00!
Coran_Sienar
Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:22 am
#7
May I quote Air America?
"I hope you didn't pay more than two pigs for that piece of ****!"
PhatMadness
Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:08 pm
#8
Crafting your ShipWe have a new routine forcreating a schematic , as follows;1) on one buff kill the following;a) Graul Marauderb) Ancient Kraytc) 15 Nightsister Elders2) Ignore part 1)
Particularly loved this part lol. I got a picture in my head of the people that would frantically scramble trying to do it, and Ill bet some crazy SOB would actually pull it off, only to come back to the guide to see 2)Ignore Part 1 ROFL
CNevyn
Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:22 pm
#9
Bah! I saw this post and had the fleeting hope of a new schematic for a 2 seater version. 
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