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Thread: Help! Stuck on Havok Squadron as a 1/1/1/1 Alliance Pilot
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Coran_Sienar
Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:07 am
#1
So, I've blown through all of the Freelance aces and returned to the Alliance. However, I just can not seem to get past 1/1/1/1 Pilot. So those of you guys who are married, I need some help...
How do you distract the Wife for a day?
Should I...
1. Send her to the spa again
2. Buy her lots of gardening implements?
3. I dunno! Help!
psikobunny
Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:12 am
#2
This was funny, but would have been better on the 1st 
I saw the headline and said "ok someone to help"
I saw the poster name and said "what the who? why's he need help for tier1?"
I vote for the gardening implements if the forecast is sunny (just enough for her to use, not both of you, a fine line you dare not cross), or a book if the forecast is rainy (I hear the jane fonda memoir is over 600pp, that should keep her busy)
Coran_Sienar
Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:19 am
#3
Hehehe.
Well, we've gotta space out the humor throughout the year or else we'd be bored.
I'm doing Vortex Squadron, actually. But I swear my Wife's got a sixth sense about when I'm about to hit the "Launch" button. I've made zero progress for over a week, now. hehehe.
Narrganocca
Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:07 am
#4
if she's like my wife her chief pleasure is interupting you when you are half way through a tier 4 mission!
Took me 3 weeks to do Imperial Inquisition as my 4th ace because I had to restart each tier 3 mission twice and 2 tier 4 missions 3 times.
I vote for garden tools, buy her 1 small spade and a claw and some gloves and a hat. Also buy her about 100 packets of flower seeds, they are only $.50-$1 each. Then when she goes out, lock her out!
Jisrael
Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:15 am
#5
Give her on of your credit cards or a big wad of cash and tell her to go shopping, that usually works. lol
LoNe-R
Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:31 am
#7
LOL.... ROFL.... CAn't.... Stop... Laughing.... LOL... oh man!.....
Coran_Sienar
Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:35 am
#8
Ocipherquin wrote:
get a divorce
Won't work. When she made 4/3/3/3 Wife, she got the special ability "Shared Wealth."
LoNe-R
Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:44 am
#9
Coran_Sienar wrote:
Ocipherquin wrote:
get a divorce
Won't work. When she made 4/3/3/3 Wife, she got the special ability "Shared Wealth."
Should have went up the "Pre-nup" tree while doing the finance thing.
Coran_Sienar
Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:49 am
#10
For some inexplicable reason, "Prenup" is granted on the Husband finance tree in the third box and rarely helps men with their first marriages...
Narrganocca
Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:42 am
#11
OMG
busting my guts here!!! You guys are too freaking funny!
Narrganocca
Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:43 am
#12
Also, you can't foget about the two skills she gets at Wife xx2x...
/nag
/withholdsex
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