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Thread: Smugglers Alliance pilots gated!
The Usual Suspects: Hutt Style
I'd pay to see that.
I'm Kobayashi, I work for Jabba.
lol - luckily I got my final tier 3 skill from breissa last night..... 
hmmmm, must have been me that turned out the lights
I ain't sayin nothin, I donno nothin! really!
What Jabba? who? palace what? I donno whatcher talkin bout. I'm just a... uh... traveling.. space merchant. ya, that's it.
I donno nothin, I didn't see nothin, I didn't hear nothin! I wasn't there! .. and even if I was there, I was asleep at the time!
Bubba ffff.... I mean, Bubbly Wubbly taught me that. I donno no Jubbuh or anybudy associated with em.
I did? no, I donno nobudy named Bubba Fet. sounds like an interesting person tho. na, I was sayin bubbly wubbly, some gal I met in a cantina on ... Dathomir? ya, that's it. matter of fact, this is my first time on Tatooine.. seems rather hot, gosh, I'm burnin up.. I better go. I donno nothin bout no palace, nor any smugglers alliance. cya... I have ta go meet some guy about a roknor. Suspicious? me? nah, I'm just a travelin' merchant, oh my gosh! lookout! it's a loose rancor! ... ptshoooooh
"whew, that was close, we gotta come up with a better story, meantime, let's store some of his stormtrooper armor in some of our smuggling containers, we might find a use for it, or maybe get some good cash fer' it. eitherway, we better get outta here before any of his friends show up. we don't need any more trouble, empire always suspicious of us smugglers alliance anyway. Mebby now they'll cool their thrusters a bit though, seein as how right now we don't exist. ha', good trick big j, good one."
- see, House Packup can be very useful - just ask Jabba (if you can find him) just keep a good eye on where you're standing (cause it could be a trap - it's always a trap)
So, lets get this straight.
A supposed den of thieves with a criminal mastermind that just disappears?
No bodies.
No ruins.
No.......anything......left to mark that it even existed in anyplace but some delusionalminds
Oh yes. Good luck finding what everyone seems to 'think' isa "Smuggler's Alliance" everyone keeps going on about.
Oh, and yeah, check over that shoulder every now and again why doncha?
hehehehehehehehehe
Ashtirael wrote:So, lets get this straight.
A supposed den of thieves with a criminal mastermind that just disappears?
No bodies.
No ruins.
No.......anything......left to mark that it even existed in anyplace but some delusional minds
Oh yes. Good luck finding what everyone seems to 'think' is a "Smuggler's Alliance" everyone keeps going on about.
Oh, and yeah, check over that shoulder every now and again why doncha?
hehehehehehehehehe
Jabba was really an alien like the guy in Stargate, took his Palace/Pyramid and left for the next galaxy.
Skadoink wrote:
lol - luckily I got my final tier 3 skill from breissa last night.....
hmmmm, must have been me that turned out the lights