Pilot Archive

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BattleSw0rd wrote:

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AzidarNath wrote:

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BattleSw0rd wrote:

is the rebel space station in DS still invulnerable?

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You imperials keep thinking that's a bug.

It's not.

The rebel station in Deep Space contracted with Daxx Industries for the latest in defense shield technology. We provided them with a hybrid Cloaking-Poof-O-Shield. It's the latest from the Advanced Shield Technology division at Daxx Industries.

The shield absorbs blaster fire and funnels it into the station's power supply. Excess power is shed through the gun emplacements. That's why you think blasters or missiles aren't doing any damage. Technically, they are, although we add it to our power. Thank you very much. Our electric bill last month was almost zero.

You think the subsystems aren't targeting because of a bug? Not so. It's the latest in quasi-cloaking technology from the Advanced Cloaking Division of Daxx Industries. You can't target the subsystems because your targeting scanner's energy is being absorbed and added to our ancillary power cells. Targeting scans are currently powering the lights in our Disco. The two people still dancing there send their thanks.

Coming out soon is our Magneto-Tractor-Shielding technology, direct from the Advanced Magneto Division of Daxx Industries. Once installed, any Imperial ships coming within 200m of the station will be Magneto-Tractored to the station itself, where the ship's subatomic structure will be fused to the station, thereby assimilating Imperial ships into its structure and growing the station. We may, from time to time, issue a request for specific types of Imperial ships to attack the station, based on current needs for expansion. Please stay tuned and follow your given vectors closely.

Last but not least, we are currently installing the new Broadband-Epulse-System into the Rebel Station. From the inventors of the famous Epulse technology, the Advanced Killbutton Division of Daxx Industries is proud to announce its station-sized Epulse technology. Guaranteed to fry any electronics or avionics to a distance of 720m from the station, this system will be sure to impress Imperials with its sheer genius in design, not to mention the cool bright flash. Available in assorted colors.

So, stop reporting these supposed "bugs" and start recognizing the technology genius of Daxx Industries, the most trusted name in the Galaxy.

And for you fighter jocks out there, try out our new PVP Mark III and IV Proton Missile packs, available at our Rori location, 200m east of the Rebel Outpost in the Bria Galaxy. These missiles are specially engineered for fast lock times, rivaling that of the popular ImageRec technology, but with a warhead enhanced with Daxxboom technology delivering up to four times higher killing power than the ImageRec model.

"Fly softly but carry a big stick." Get your Boomstick from Daxx Industries before your enemy does!

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get ur RP off this board...itsmaking me sick

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