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Thread: *Steps on soapbox, tapping megaphone and wincing at the slight high pitch noise*
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Alyxian
Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:33 am
#1
Attention Pilots,
Thank you for giving me a few moments here, I promise not to take up too much of your valuable stick time.
It has come to my attention that we have someone who needs to come out of the closet about his little problem. Yes, I am talking about you Leaph!
For those who don't know, and I think that is most of you, Leaph (LeaphChausew) is hoplessly in love with, and completely lost to his A-Wing!!!!
I know, I know...calm down, it was a shock to me too!! PEOPLE! I SAID CALM! No rioting in the streets here. Sheesh, I am not even going to tell you what I saw him doing when he was trying to "tweak" the port thruster.
Anyway, this is a real shock to the community, I mean how he kept the word A-Wing out of any of his posts up until now is just baffling to me.
So please Leaph, why not mention your A-Wing in a post once and a while, it is ok, you can come out of the closet now. *start subliminal message here* I mean you don't have to mention it in EVERY post *end subliminal message here* but once in a while is ok. Trust me, we understand, and we are here to help you.
LeaphChausew
Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:35 am
#2
You know...the X-wing looks kinda hot.
I can see how using the word @-w1** could be seen as annoying if the same guy mentioned it over and over and over again and how that same person would relate every JTLS issue to the ship. I mean, personally, I'd slap the pilot across the face and tell them to get a grip if I knew a person like that. Down right irresponcible of them to become adept with one ship only, I mean..the very cheek of it.
But ok. Point taken...I won't mention them for a while. Like a day...or so.
Message Edited by LeaphChausew on 10-17-2005 10:39 AM
xTekx
Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:05 am
#4
Always thought there was something funny about that guy and his ship 
Atleast we know the truth now and can help combat that addiction. I heard the best remedy is a dose of 2 parts TI, 1 part TA, 3 parts TO, and a smidge of JSF.
Halyn
Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:03 pm
#5
If his condition doesn't improve, I'll have the guild Jedi see if they can "heal" him. 
"--Michael Stackpole, RS IRC
LeaphChausew
Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:08 pm
#6
Halyn wrote:
If his condition doesn't improve, I'll have the guild Jedi see if they can "heal" him.
Oh great, now I have a fricken conspiracy against me...
JanuHull
Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:13 pm
#7
You can force Leaph to stop talking about his A-Wing when you get a signed petition from EVERY poonjobwannabe pissantto stop coming here asking about how to fit out their JSF because they can't work with 90k mass.
Alyxian
Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:00 pm
#8
JanuHull wrote:
You can force Leaph to stop talking about his A-Wing when you get a signed petition from EVERY poonjobwannabe pissantto stop coming here asking about how to fit out their JSF because they can't work with 90k mass.
So what you are saying is that an A-Wing is basically just a JSF with funny wings?
and yes, that is a joke
Attacca
Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:08 pm
#9
I heard the A-Wing is simply the love child of an old Actis and B-22 pair. I dunno Leaph...I'd feel kinda dirty in that...
Scoser
Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:26 pm
#10
Maybe we should make Leaph go Imp so he can work on a super TIE Interceptor. Maybe the sheer stress of 50k mass will make him finally crack and question his existance as a component crammer.
Then, with our help, maybe he can realize that a ship with a big mass can be a beautiful thing and that it is OK to "experiment" with new things rather than stick to the same old way of "doing things".
Julak
Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:17 pm
#11
Scoser I agree. Leaph until you can turn a TIE Interceptor into a PvP machine you know nothing about mass amangement
CuchulainnDarklight
Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:25 pm
#12
LeaphChausew wrote:
You know...the X-wing looks kinda hot.
I can see how using the word @-w1** could be seen as annoying if the same guy mentioned it over and over and over again and how that same person would relate every JTLS issue to the ship. I mean, personally, I'd slap the pilot across the face and tell them to get a grip if I knew a person like that. Down right irresponcible of them to become adept with one ship only, I mean..the very cheek of it.
But ok. Point taken...I won't mention them for a while. Like a day...or so.
Message Edited by LeaphChausew on 10-17-2005 10:39 AM
Right thats it, I am going to have to start espousing the nubship killing capabilities of the Xwing, and, wait for it, the Y-WING, in PvP, to stop Leaph promoting Dodonnas toy too much!
(Im damn sure Leaph knows what "Dodonnas toy" means as well, the geek, umm, like me!)
Washell
Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:27 am
#13
LeaphChausew wrote:
You know...the X-wing looks kinda hot.
I can see how using the word @-w1** could be seen as annoying if the same guy mentioned it over and over and over again and how that same person would relate every JTLS issue to the ship. I mean, personally, I'd slap the pilot across the face and tell them to get a grip if I knew a person like that. Down right irresponcible of them to become adept with one ship only, I mean..the very cheek of it.
But ok. Point taken...I won't mention them for a while. Like a day...or so.
Message Edited by LeaphChausew on 10-17-2005 10:39 AM
Guess you forgot the unmentionable word is in your sig? Twice?
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