Pikeman Archive

Thread: looted a legendary lance today!

slapjack
Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:58 am
#1

I was clearing out the nightsisters forced labor camp poi today and i got a few lances, nothing really special. my buffs were running out so i started heading back to the outpost. I saw a lone ns protector and hopped off my bike to kill her. Shes at half ham and my buffs leave me. i run away and peace out. pull a rancor, have it tank for me, kill her.i loot her body and see i've looted an item. I check my inventory and see Long Vibro Axe(Legendary) I freak out! I examine the pike and find this beauty


condition 600/750

polearm accuracy 20

polearm damage 16

speed 5.3

min 1679

max 2371

-7 all ranges

10 h

20 a

10 m

mind fire

438 strength

104 potency

8k uses

willpower fire

475 strength

194 potency

-1 uses


my mind is reeling at finding such an amazing lance! I start to imagine a 35 percent damage slice.............Istart thinking about where to get good powerups, I start thinking about what an unlimited 475 strength fire dot to the willpower can do for me in pvp. Oh the possibilites! I /tell all my friends about my discovery and they're all really happy for me. I get buffed and head out for some pvp-in, which i rule in now. I start slaughtering dirty rebels in theed with my new find. And then i wake up and cry.



the above post should make no sense, should be offensive, and should get flamed. the ideas contained herein should be absurd and insane. If for some reason the above post shows compassion, intelligence, sanity, or kindness I highly suggest you run like hell, a major change has just ripped through the world.
ALLEYSPADE
Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:12 am
#2

*DROOLS*
ALLEYSPADE
Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:13 am
#3

Wait a minute so u were dreaming?
McFlyGuy
Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:07 am
#4

If I were you I'd put on a new pair of pants after that find.



_/\__/\_Phlat-Line______


N00b-E With a Year of Experience!


ImperialMeiyo
Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:13 am
#5

Not funny.



Lavine | Slave


Jav' | Sentinel
griggy
Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:31 am
#6




Grignak Owir
jalia
Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:33 am
#7

ROFLMAO


I have done that too =)


A few weeks ago after way too many hours of straight NS killing I went to bed with loot messages still flashing every few seconds behind my eyelids.


I had this half asleep/half lucid vision of a legendary weapon and got myself so confused I had to log on to check If I was crazy.


I was =)



Cheers to wet dreams /wink


-JALIA



____________________________________________

Jalia Tresko | Following her destiny...
Juli'ana | Medical Field Tactician
Jundan Tresko | Mayor, SYN City, Talus
Bria Native| Born & Raised, Here to the last breath
____________________________________________

slapjack
Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:00 am
#8

/tar jalia

/cheer

/thinktoselfatleasti'mnottheonlyonewhohaswetdreamsaboutlegendarypikes



the above post should make no sense, should be offensive, and should get flamed. the ideas contained herein should be absurd and insane. If for some reason the above post shows compassion, intelligence, sanity, or kindness I highly suggest you run like hell, a major change has just ripped through the world.
miraclewhip737
Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:46 pm
#9

/boo slapjack



MiracleWhip737 -- 'mir-i-k&l 'hwip 'se-v&n 'th&r-tE 'se-v&n -- noun
1 : teh Ümlaüt Ninja© 2 : GAT Veteran 3 : former GAT Grammar Nazi Quarterspondant 4 : Co-Creator of Mondodor teh Blastinator" 5 : a hack at life 6 : head of the Norwegian Mafia 7 : owner of teh Ümlaüt Pingüino 8 : creator of "burning at teh steak" 9 : Kyret's dopplegänger 10 : deceased - 12/14/04

See Rhyeal

Amendment I: seems to be slightly less dead as of 1/4/06
ScDarkKnight
Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:07 pm
#10

even if it was true ... a lance like this one would lose 3 conditions each single hit ...



-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-
Ex Fingolfin Bull's eye
Ex Second Generation Commander
Ex Sentinel

Account Ended August 8th 2005
jalia
Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:11 pm
#11

Am I hallucinating ordid you just flame a fictional item?


ROFLMAO





____________________________________________

Jalia Tresko | Following her destiny...
Juli'ana | Medical Field Tactician
Jundan Tresko | Mayor, SYN City, Talus
Bria Native| Born & Raised, Here to the last breath
____________________________________________

SnowChimp
Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:43 am
#12

i just didnt think that potency could be over 100%
Dan128wizard
Thu Jun 17, 2004 4:02 am
#13

that was mean



In game name: Aelas

Master swordsman
Master pikeman
Page 1 of 3
Previous Next