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I was clearing out the nightsisters forced labor camp poi today and i got a few lances, nothing really special. my buffs were running out so i started heading back to the outpost. I saw a lone ns protector and hopped off my bike to kill her. Shes at half ham and my buffs leave me. i run away and peace out. pull a rancor, have it tank for me, kill her.i loot her body and see i've looted an item. I check my inventory and see Long Vibro Axe(Legendary) I freak out! I examine the pike and find this beauty

condition 600/750

polearm accuracy 20

polearm damage 16

speed 5.3

min 1679

max 2371

-7 all ranges

10 h

20 a

10 m

mind fire

438 strength

104 potency

8k uses

willpower fire

475 strength

194 potency

-1 uses

my mind is reeling at finding such an amazing lance! I start to imagine a 35 percent damage slice.............Istart thinking about where to get good powerups, I start thinking about what an unlimited 475 strength fire dot to the willpower can do for me in pvp. Oh the possibilites! I /tell all my friends about my discovery and they're all really happy for me. I get buffed and head out for some pvp-in, which i rule in now. I start slaughtering dirty rebels in theed with my new find. And then i wake up and cry.

the above post should make no sense, should be offensive, and should get flamed. the ideas contained herein should be absurd and insane. If for some reason the above post shows compassion, intelligence, sanity, or kindness I highly suggest you run like hell, a major change has just ripped through the world.

*DROOLS*

Wait a minute so u were dreaming?

If I were you I'd put on a new pair of pants after that find.

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N00b-E With a Year of Experience!

Lavine | Slave

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Grignak Owir

ROFLMAO

I have done that too =)

A few weeks ago after way too many hours of straight NS killing I went to bed with loot messages still flashing every few seconds behind my eyelids.

I had this half asleep/half lucid vision of a legendary weapon and got myself so confused I had to log on to check If I was crazy.

I was =)

Cheers to wet dreams /wink

-JALIA

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Jalia Tresko | Following her destiny...
Juli'ana | Medical Field Tactician
Jundan Tresko | Mayor, SYN City, Talus
Bria Native| Born & Raised, Here to the last breath
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/tar jalia

/cheer

/thinktoselfatleasti'mnottheonlyonewhohaswetdreamsaboutlegendarypikes

the above post should make no sense, should be offensive, and should get flamed. the ideas contained herein should be absurd and insane. If for some reason the above post shows compassion, intelligence, sanity, or kindness I highly suggest you run like hell, a major change has just ripped through the world.

/boo slapjack

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1 : teh Ümlaüt Ninja© 2 : GAT Veteran 3 : former GAT Grammar Nazi Quarterspondant 4 : Co-Creator of Mondodor teh Blastinator" 5 : a hack at life 6 : head of the Norwegian Mafia 7 : owner of teh Ümlaüt Pingüino 8 : creator of "burning at teh steak" 9 : Kyret's dopplegänger 10 : deceased - 12/14/04

See Rhyeal

Amendment I: seems to be slightly less dead as of 1/4/06

even if it was true ... a lance like this one would lose 3 conditions each single hit ...

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Am I hallucinating ordid you just flame a fictional item?

ROFLMAO

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Jalia Tresko | Following her destiny...
Juli'ana | Medical Field Tactician
Jundan Tresko | Mayor, SYN City, Talus
Bria Native| Born & Raised, Here to the last breath
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i just didnt think that potency could be over 100%

that was mean

In game name: Aelas

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