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Thread: 10 Commandments of the PIkeman
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miraclewhip737
Wed May 12, 2004 3:38 pm
#1
Ok, I am REALLY bored.
This is a sort've MAYBE direct translation from Exodus 20:3-17 KJV.
Thou shalt have no otherprofessions before Pikeman.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any non-pike weapon, or any likeness of any thing that ismade by the great weaponsmithabove, or
that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Thou shalt not take the name of thy profession in vain; for theDEVs will notfix him that takeththat name in vain.
Look for the day of the Combat Pass, to keep it holy. Sixyears shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventhyear is theCombat Passof theDEVs thy Masters: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy alt, nor thy doctor, thy n00bservant, nor thy entertainer, nor thy pet, nor thy stranger that is within thy Large Naboo House: For in sixyears theDEVsfinally made something resembling a Combat Passand all that init is, and rested the seventh year: wherefore theCSRs blessed the Combat Pass, and hallowed it.
Honour thyDoctor and thy Nightsister: that thyhunts may be long upon the land which the DEVs thyMasters giveth thee.
Thou shalt not ninja-kill.
Thou shalt not exploit.
Thou shalt not nijna-loot-steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy profession.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's profession, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's weapon, nor his pet, nor his house, nor his stims, nor his armor, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Hoight!
Locky-1138
Wed May 12, 2004 4:05 pm
#2
Thou shalt not fight un-buffed
Thou shalt not Hit thy target
Thou shalt not +Block+
miraclewhip737
Wed May 12, 2004 4:09 pm
#3
Locky-1138 wrote:
Thou shalt not fight un-buffed
Thou shalt not Hit thy target
Thou shalt not +Block+
That's a good one, but I was going for a direct translation. Check this link for the actual KJV:
http://biblegateway.com/cgi-bin/bible?language=english&passage=Exodus+20%3A+3-17&version=KJV
Equilibruim
Wed May 12, 2004 5:43 pm
#5
ROFL though shalt not covet his neighbor's Twi'lek Pikewomen!
RedVenom400
Wed May 12, 2004 7:48 pm
#6
you shalt not kill any other player other than a fellow pikeman specialy thy holy monk
Daros
Wed May 12, 2004 11:42 pm
#8
Legwand wrote:
Meh. Its been done.
Braglor did it quite some time ago.
Simpsons did it!
KryssPteska
Thu May 13, 2004 3:42 pm
#10
thou shalt count to 3. three shall be the number thou shalt count to. thou shalt not count to 4. thou shalt not count to 2, unless therefore continuing to 3.
rough translation
rough translation
miraclewhip737
Thu May 13, 2004 6:34 pm
#11
Legwand wrote:
Meh. Its been done.
Braglor did it quite some time ago.
I know he did it before, but I wanted to do it direct from the Bible.
Daros
Thu May 13, 2004 10:03 pm
#12
KryssPteska wrote:
thou shalt count to 3. three shall be the number thou shalt count to. thou shalt not count to 4. thou shalt not count to 2, unless therefore continuing to 3.
rough translation
5 is right out! 3 shall be the number, and the number shall be 3...
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