Pikeman Archive

I am only visiting, as am not a Pikeman as yet. However, my family history [oh no! a role-player, blech!], requires that I use the staff. I have read and learned a lot from these pages over the past week or so, and though it was time to introduce myself. My name is Misterie Baton-Noire, I am a Master Chef located on Corellia [Starsider]. It seems fate has cast me into the most difficult path in the galaxy, but I bear my responsibilities well. To this end, I would like to share things you have taught me, some things I have learned, and ask for guidance going forward.

I am, thanks to your written wisdom, in search of Ubese armor, as it seems, for my particular needs, my best avenue for defense. I am also trying to learn to effectively use what little skill I know. [still in 0/0/0/4 Brawler, working on Novice now] From what I've gathered, it is best to go with a stun attack first, then if there are more than one switch to spin, then go with either leg hit or polearm hit depending on the damage that others I may be with are dealing. Again, correct me if I am wrong.

Some may ask how someone of such slight physical build as myself [600 health] can possibly hope to master such a weapon. To that, I reply simply, I am a Master chef. I am well versed in the ways of diet and nutrition. For my personal use I carry an assortment of Flameout [drink - +1500 or so health, 5 minutes], Fire Stew [food - +450 Constitution 8 minutes], and specially crafted Ormachek [food - all mind +100, 5 minutes] that I prepare specifically to counter the ill effects of the Flameout. Furthermore, realizing the difficult path that many of you have chosen to walk, I will offer my services ( I have a backlog, so you may need to be patient) at a discount for any fellow Pikeman that may require it. If you would like, we can sit and discuss your particular needs and work out a diet especially tailored for you. Of course, I would like such an offer to not be abused, and will require that no soldiers that are actively engaged in the war [read: no overts, please], and only those that will display the mark of Pikeman [show your title] need apply.

So, having shared what I have learned from you, and what I have discovered on my own, I am left only to ask for your guidance.

Thank you,

Misterie Baton-Noire

Black-Staff Foods

Corellia/Starsider

Ummmm.......do you EVER get laid??

Legwand Longfellow (Who still does get out of the house now and again)

Master Pikeman

HOLOCRON !!!

lol

To answer this question:

Ummmm.......do you EVER get laid??

IC: No, not interested

OOC: I would venture to guess considerably more than you do. Then again, guys are dogs, all I have to do is *hint* to my hubby and he'll be waiting :-)