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Thread: THE TEN PIKEMAN COMMANDMENTS

Braglor
Mon Dec 29, 2003 3:51 am
#1


#1 I AM THE PIKEMAN THY PROFESSION, THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE PROFESSIONS BEFORE ME.


#2 THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE PIKEMAN THY PROFESSION IN VAIN.


#3 REMEMBER THOU KEEP HOLY THE NIGHTSISTER HUNT.


#4 HONOR THY LVA AND THY VL.


#5 THOU SHALT KILL.


#6 THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT DISHONOURABLE ACTS.


#7 THOU SHALT NOT NINJA-STEAL LOOT.


#8 THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY COMMUNITY.


#9 THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY COMMUNITY'SPROFESSION.


#10 THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY COMMUNITY'S NS-PIKES.

Message Edited by Braglor on 03-01-2004 02:08 PM

Braglor
Mon Dec 29, 2003 3:52 am
#2

yarr....

Message Edited by Braglor on 03-01-2004 02:12 PM

Haerb
Mon Dec 29, 2003 12:19 pm
#3

And of course


THOU SHALT NOT HIT




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MysteryKnight
Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:23 am
#4

That is funny HALELUJA!!!! and amen
OutbackWookiee
Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:55 pm
#5

Well lets see now...I'm also a doctor so I think number one is shot. Hmmm think I've commited number 2 a few times. Good on numbers 3, 4 and 5. Now depending on your opinion and which faction you belong to I may have stretched the limits of number 6 a bit. Yeah guilty on numbers 7 through 10.


Ok so to what level of pikeman hell does all this get me?




LegwandLongfellow
MasterPikeman/Brawler
TKA/Fencer/HeavySwordsman
There'sabigblackholegonnaeatmeupsomeday
Somedayfadesaway,likeamemory


Braglor
Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:47 pm
#6






Legwand wrote:

Ok so to what level of pikeman hell does all this get me?



hahaha
Boberino
Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:34 pm
#7

Does this mean I'm going to Pikeman hell?





Barro Wanor
Kettemoor
(?Possibly Kettemoor's Second Hero of Tatooine?)
Self-Proclaimed King of Mos Epsa
I hate to toot my own horn, but toot toot!
Braglor
Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:39 pm
#8






Boberino wrote:

Does this mean I'm going to Pikeman hell?



well, have you been breaking any commandments lately? *looks at Boberino*

Shuut
Tue Dec 30, 2003 11:32 pm
#9

I think everyone do a lot of of #5 on their way to master...



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Braglor
Wed Dec 31, 2003 12:59 am
#10




Shuut wrote:
I think everyone do a lot of of #5 on their way to master...



yah, or else they would go to pikeMan hell and be forced to kill bunnies for an eternity
Dynastar
Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:17 am
#11

It seems heaven and hell for Pikemen are readily interchangeable.




Ramsey Logan
By Federal Law, Riflemen do it with 16 inches or more!
Master Pikeman
Braglor
Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:01 am
#12






Valdo wrote:

Hmmm the pike gods getting even with me?



Just do sixteen polearmactionhit2 and twelve polearmspinattack2, and you should be cleansed of all wrongdoings.
OutbackWookiee
Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:04 am
#13






Braglor wrote:





Valdo wrote:

Hmmm the pike gods getting even with me?




Just do sixteen polearmactionhit2 and twelve polearmspinattack2, and you should be cleansed of all wrongdoings.





Add on 8 pah2s and 6 psa2s cause you know hes going to miss half of each.



LegwandLongfellow
MasterPikeman/Brawler
TKA/Fencer/HeavySwordsman
There'sabigblackholegonnaeatmeupsomeday
Somedayfadesaway,likeamemory


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