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Thread: *snicker*
fun tho
Temujin23 wrote:
Owen-Lars wrote:
ROFL im just picturing 2 jedi stood there trying to get the chinese finger trap off heh.
SCENE: A relatively peaceful meadow on Yavin 4. Our heroes, shortly after spying a brightly colored object in the grass, find themselves in a precarious situation. Both are too distraught to notice the smirking Ranger fading into the background.
Jedi 1: No, you stand still while I pull.Jedi 2: Stop pulling! I'm the one who should be pulling!
Jedi 1: Shut up! Thanks to fight clubbing, I'm stronger than you are. So I do the pulling!
Jedi 2: Fine, whatever. I'll just stand here while you OH CRAP! Bounty Hunter!
Jedi 1: Cheese it!
Our heroes bolt in opposite directions, which works out well for approximately .5 seconds. After mercilessly fragging the dazed and hapless duo, the Bounty Hunter smiles, sends a generous tip to a certain Ranger, and rides off into the sunset trying to get HIS fingers out of the CFT.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger
Fixed.
Owen-Lars wrote:
ROFL im just picturing 2 jedi stood there trying to get the chinese finger trap off heh.
SCENE: A relatively peaceful meadow on Yavin 4. Our heroes, shortly after spying a brightly colored object in the grass, find themselves in a precarious situation. Both are too distraught to notice the smirking Ranger fading into the background.
Jedi 1: No, you stand still while I pull.
Jedi 2: Stop pulling! I'm the one who should be pulling!
Jedi 1: Shut up! Thanks to fight clubbing, I'm stronger than you are. So Ido the pulling!
Jedi 2:Fine, whatever. I'll just stand here while you OH CRAP! Bounty Hunter!
Jedi 1: Cheese it!
Our heroes bolt in opposite directions, which works out well for approximately .5 seconds. After mercilessly fragging the dazed and hapless duo, the Bounty Hunter smiles, sends a generous tip to a certain Ranger, andrides off into the sunset.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger
