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Thread: Oh-Orbs Muse Inc. (So I'm bored ok...)
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DarkY0da
Sat May 29, 2004 1:58 am
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And yes these are all real and for sale on my vendor onBloodfin(-5307, 3363 Naboo).(i only am doing so that I can get my ad barking droid to work for when I'm out on Endor or Dath.)
Item: Starter Fanfar
From the Starter line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
What's that you say ? Why, yes what the world needs now, is
another folk player.
And that is just what we have here for
your enjoyment. You will be the envy of all the other Noobs
when they see your shiny new Starter Fanfar as you wail away
playing folk songs.
Item: Starter Kloo
From the Starter line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
What's that sound I hear? Why, it's the sound of the Galactic
Empire coming to hunt you down and kill you. But don't fear.
You'll have your Trusty Starter Kloo Horn at your side the
whole time.
Item: Starter Mandoviol
From the Starter line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
Ohhh look we've saved the day. We get a big celebration in
Ohhh look we've saved the day. We get a big celebration in
our honor... and I'll smash this sturdy Starter mandoviol
over your head if you don't stop whining like a little baby.
Certified to not break when used to smash annoying friends
over the head. Tested up to 1000 Parsecs.
Item: Starter Traz
From the Starter line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
A what ? What's a Traz ? Honestly, We don't have a clue. But
it looked like something you could blow into and make noise
so we thought "Hey lets market that thing."
New for the Starter Line a Drool free mouth piece.
Item: Starter Bandfill
From the Starter line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
Ohh my goodness what is that wonderful noise... Well let me
tell you my friend.... that's bass. Yes now you can make any
song instantly better by just simply adding your hot air.
Item: Starter Chidinkalu
From the Starter line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
What's hard to spell, harder to say and can make old people
move like you just shouted "Free BINGO" ??? Why it's the
lovely combo of the Chidinkile..Chidan... what ever it is and
the Waltz. Yes you too can now become adept at mending broken
hips
Item: Starter Ommni
From the Starter line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
No It's not a crappy vehicle. It's your new best friend.)And
I'm sorry to say it looks like you could use a new friend.)
So hurry up and buy one today... other wise... you very well
could run out of friends altogether.
Item: Starter Nalargon
From the Starter line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
You pulled that out of there ?????
Yes now you too can own your very own extremely portable
Yes now you too can own your very own extremely portable
Nalargon. With new easy to use instructions on storing....
Step 1. Turn away from your Starter Nalargon.
Step 2. Bend over and touch your toes.
All of the new detailed instructions are included in the new
Step 2. Bend over and touch your toes.
All of the new detailed instructions are included in the new
easy to open vacuum sealed box*.
*Special tool may be required to open box please see
instructions for name of tool.
Item: Master Bandfill #2 of 100
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
Tired of playing the same old instrument that everyone else
is playing ? Well so were we.
Which is why we have this new line of Limited Edition
Which is why we have this new line of Limited Edition
Instruments. Certified to blow all other instruments away.
There is going to be an extremely limited number of these
made so get yours today and show everyone how much more
talanted you really are.
Item: Master Chidinkalu #2 of 100
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
They might not know how to say it or spell it. But they will
isten to it anyways. And with this Special Limited Edition
Chidinkalu you will have to beat off the admirers. Which is
why it's made with a super strong metal casing. Certified to
take the abuse and keep on going.
Item: Master Traz #2 of 100
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
And you'll huff and you'll puff and you'll rock the house
down while playing on this finely crafted Master Traz.*
*Oh-Orbs Muse Inc. is not responsible for hyperventilation or
building collapsing while this is being played. Play inside
at your own risk.
Item: Master Slitherhorn #2 of 100
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
Shed your old skin and jump into a new one as you leave
behind your old crappy Slitherhorn for this exetremely
impressive Master Slitherhorn. With this fine instrument
you'll be able to slither your way into the pocket book of
many of your patrons.
Item: Master Fizzz #2 of 100
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
Plop, Plop, Fizzz, Fizzz ohh what a relief it is... to be
able to handle the raw power that resides in a Master Fizzz
like this. Make sure anyone listening has plenty of antacid
on hand as they will need it after listening to you take them
on a rollercoster of funk.
Item: Master Fanfar #2 of 100
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
It's getting hot in herrrrrrre... so pull out this Master
Fanfar and cool things off with your ultra smooth horn work.*
*Does not work to put out burning buildings. Or stop sinking
ships.
Item: Master Kloo #2 of 100
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
You won't have to blow your own horn once everyone hears you
playing this finely crafted Kloo. They will be singing your
praises far and wide. Buy it now and make a huge impression
on everyone you meet.
Item Name: Master Nalagorn #2 of 100
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
Ahh there is nothing quite like the feeling you get ,when you
pull one of these babies out and everyone around just starts
drooling. Perfect for any Master Musician or for decoration
at your house to make everyone think that your really that
good. Once these are gone you'll kick yourself for not owning
one. So buy it today.
Item: Master Mandoviol #2 of 100
From the Limited Edition line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
Hand crafted with love from some old tree on Dagobah. This
Mandoviol feels like it's a part of you when you’re playing.
Make any song better just by pulling out this Master
Mandoviol. But don’t take my word for it...
"...I was playing this baby and it was like lightning was
just shooting out of every finger. In fact it killed everyone
that was listening. But man I would do it again in a second."
-Palpy
Item Name: Small Naboo House
From our good friends at "The Projects" an entertainer
community.
We all know how Entertainers seem to lack one large
important thing... and that is cash. Which is why we now have
this new line of cheap affordable housing. Perfect for
dropping near any factories or mining areas.* So now you too
can live in style.
*Please do not place near large rich people
housing as it makes them uncomfortable.
Item Name: Pandora's Box(price: 50,000)
From the Collectible line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
From the Collectible line of Oh-Orbs Muse Inc.
This is one Box you don't want to open. Unless you want to
unleash a party the likes of which this galaxy has never
seen.*
*Oh-Orbs Muse Inc. Holds buyer at fault for any Planets
blowing up that may come from use.
(and yes Pandora's Box is an Ommni)
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