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Thread: I think this is rather humorous
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Warplex
Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:44 am
#2
Yesterday was my credit grinding day (as a TKM, and with the general apathy of Bria players towards live entertainers), and that involved a trip to dant for a mere 100,000 credits (so my house doesn't burn down). Anyway, I got my two janta missions off of a solo group, and went to go introduce my targets to the ground.
Upon attacking the first jantas, i noticed unarmed hit 3and unarmed knockdown 2 were only doing 1,500 and 1,000 damage respectivly, and my ham bars were getting distressingly low. I was able to kill them, and proceeded to the next mission. Again, I noticed the jantas were much stronger than useful. It was at this point I looted an item.
I checked my inventory, and didn't notice anything particularly good. But then I spotted a vibroknuckler sitting all alone on my screen. Thinking "Well, maybe thats what I looted" I examined it, and didn't think that loot items came sliced. I didn't remember unequipping it, so I checked what I was armed with. Long story short, I had just beaten 10 janta to death with my Mandovial. I'm thinking they need to be nerfed now.
Bim_Azul
Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:45 am
#4
Back when people still had a sense of humor in this game, I used to sell "Instruments of Destruction" for the agressive entertainer. My personal favorite was the "Mandoviolent", which I still use to lay the beat down on peeps. When you don't have a single box of combat-related skills, it doesn't really matter what you use.
Message Edited by Bim_Azul on 09-23-2004 06:49 AM
rockn
Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:54 am
#6
Bim_Azul wrote:
Back when people still had a sense of humor in this game, I used to sell "Instruments of Destruction" for the agressive entertainer. My personal favorite was the "Mandoviolent", which I still use to lay the beat down on peeps. When you don't have a single box of combat-related skills, it doesn't really matter what you use.
Message Edited by Bim_Azul on 09-23-2004 06:49 AM
Mandoviolent. LOL...that's funny.
Hermon
Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:31 am
#8
I often threaten people that I'll beat them about the neck and shoulders with my mando. Glad to hear it actually works 
Aleyo
Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:56 am
#9
Don't you dare nerf my hacked mandoviol! It's the only way I can win all my duels!
Besides, those Jantas had it coming. Never supporting the arts.. shame.
Besides, those Jantas had it coming. Never supporting the arts.. shame.
fett3041
Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:33 pm
#11
Warplex wrote:
Lol, you guys are all too kind. I felt like such an ass before I realized how funny it was. Most people said my mandovial was too powerful, to wich i responded that it was a kyrated, double-sliced, night sister vibro motored, hexpl01t3d (you know i have no idea what i'm talking about at this point) l33t wala-wala schabam mandovial that I got from killing darth vader.
I'm thinking of building a shrine to this bloodied manovial, with a plaque (i.e. armor segment) reading:
"Hereith stands the Hallow-ed Mandovial
That hath slewn, slashed, and cloven asunder
The vile hoards of thee Savage Jantas
And Hath Engaged in Fisticuffmanship Most Honerable"
LOL... I think we need a screenie of this
Warplex
Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:54 am
#13
Lol, you guys are all too kind. I felt like such an ass before I realized how funny it was. Most people said my mandovial was too powerful, to wich i responded that it was a kyrated, double-sliced, night sister vibro motored, hexpl01t3d (you know i have no idea what i'm talking about at this point) l33t wala-wala schabam mandovial that I got from killing darth vader.
I'm thinking of building a shrine to this bloodied manovial, with a plaque (i.e. armor segment) reading:
"Hereith stands the Hallow-ed Mandovial
That hath slewn, slashed, and cloven asunder
The vile hoards of thee Savage Jantas
And Hath Engaged in Fisticuffmanship Most Honerable"
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