Musician Archive
Thread: The Worst Entertainer
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Chalame
Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:24 am
#1
Yes, this one is easy. AFK tainers are the worst 
In this time of hot button issues and people ignoring our class, I wanted to lighten the mood for everyone. So, this thread is sort of a contest...
Instructions,
1) Write in telling us about the worst, and I mean funny worst, afk person (entertainer or otherwise) you have seen in Star Wars Galaxies.
2) Read and rate other people's posts based on how much you laughed.
3)post comments/questions, and we will discuss whata personwith an afk character like that would want with SWG.
Please participate, and enjoy!
Cian Thurio
Master Musician-Ahazi
Chalame
Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:30 am
#2
ok, ill go first.
I was in the coronet starport a few months ago, and there was this little fat bald (comeover)human guy named "Murbo" afk right next to the ticket collector. He had torn green pants and no shirt or shoes.
His mood was set to sad, and he would repeat the same two lines every couple moments.
"Poor Murbo."
/ShuffleFeet
/StareAtGround
"Please help him."
/cry
I almost soiled my fur when I saw this guy. He was only there for about two nights, and I remember seeing people tip him like 25k! I couldn't believe it. It was one of those moments that is so sad you just can't help but laugh.
-Cian Thurio
Master Musician- Ahazi
"The Force finds you, you do not find the Force." - me
Tralmek
Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:48 pm
#3
There was Ichben on Starsider.
He was a fat guy who danced on top of the Coronet ticket droid setting off smoke bombs every few seconds. He wore a stormtrooper helmet and hot pants while AFK macrospamming about needing donations to his galactic peace fund.
/shudder
I can't think of anything more nightmarish than this guy. Haven't seen him around for awhile, but then I haven't been playing on SS too much either.
Echinacea
Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:47 pm
#4
Ichben was both rewarded with a badge for Interesting Personality or somesuch, and then later banned for being a pain in the butt and not leaving when asked to do so (he had a habit of standing right on top of the TicketCollector, which is just annoying).There were a couple other folks who tried to emulate him, but thankfully no one else has ever been as annoying as he was. I hated him with a purple, overriding passion. He made the entire entertainment community look bad just by being there every night, AFK, spamming.
He returned not too long ago with another character that had a name saying something rude in French, but didn't last long. I don't know if it was because he was banned again or just gave up. Either way, I hope never to see his ilk again.
The other one that comes to mind is someone, I forget who now, who was lying on his back after being Knocked Down and Dizzied in front of the Coronet starport shouting that he was the welcome mat and to wipe your feet on him. That one definitely made me laugh.
dimmu-borgir
Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:05 am
#5
around octoberish, on dathomir, every now and then i would run into this one guy who was somewhat like the equivalent of an early buffbot, in that he switched between music/dance, and of course, was extremely spammy and annoying, only he wasnt buffing, in fact he wasnt doing anything. pretty much, his macro consisted of: /say im going to play music. /say im going to take a break; /sit /pause x /say zzzzzz im sleeping /pause x /stand /startm repeat, with dance instead.
funny thing is. he would not start for whatever reason. so he just kept sitting, standing and spamming.
funny thing is. he would not start for whatever reason. so he just kept sitting, standing and spamming.
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