Musician Archive
Thread: Cantina Commercial (Feel free to use this on your guilds)
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TheOtherSaintly
Sat Nov 29, 2003 9:47 pm
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[open with a scene showing a bunch of grim-looking entertainers playing instruments sadly]
Sally Struthers: Folks, this is what it looks like in most of the player cities in the galaxy.
Entertainers. Forced to play in substandard surroundings. Not able to play music and dance on a real stage with real spotlights. No raised platform to separate them from the riff-raff and common people who come to watch them perform.
Their uber +wound healing clothing shimmers sadly. The spotlights are a little less bright. People who don't visit the towns don't even know these entertainers are performing there.
[Cut to a picture of a /mood happy entertainer]
Struthers: But YOU can help. How? With just 80,000 credits a week... barely more than 10,000 credits a day, you can support these noble entertainers.
That's right! For just 10 missions a day (for newbies), or only 3,000,000 dead newbie NPC gang members (per day), you can lift your entertainers out of these grim environments.
80,000 credits per week will lift your entertainer out of having to perform in small houses, and move them into a real cantina! This is less than the 3 times the cost of running the city hall! It may not seem like much to you, but this is about 50x the amount of credits an entertainer earns per week in tips.
When you contribute, you'll get monthly screenshots of your entertainer on a REAL stage, with a note telling you how happy they are and how their tips have improved since people can tell there's a cantina in town --- without having to actually be in the town!
If you contribute now, we'll tell you some of the secrets entertainers know... things no other class does.
- what the * and ) symbols are next to a cantina's name in the world map
- that you can actually see what towns have cantinas on the world map
So please. Give generously. Artists shouldn't have to perform in substandard surroundings when the splendor of a cantina could be theirs!
Sally Struthers: Folks, this is what it looks like in most of the player cities in the galaxy.
Entertainers. Forced to play in substandard surroundings. Not able to play music and dance on a real stage with real spotlights. No raised platform to separate them from the riff-raff and common people who come to watch them perform.
Their uber +wound healing clothing shimmers sadly. The spotlights are a little less bright. People who don't visit the towns don't even know these entertainers are performing there.
[Cut to a picture of a /mood happy entertainer]
Struthers: But YOU can help. How? With just 80,000 credits a week... barely more than 10,000 credits a day, you can support these noble entertainers.
That's right! For just 10 missions a day (for newbies), or only 3,000,000 dead newbie NPC gang members (per day), you can lift your entertainers out of these grim environments.
80,000 credits per week will lift your entertainer out of having to perform in small houses, and move them into a real cantina! This is less than the 3 times the cost of running the city hall! It may not seem like much to you, but this is about 50x the amount of credits an entertainer earns per week in tips.
When you contribute, you'll get monthly screenshots of your entertainer on a REAL stage, with a note telling you how happy they are and how their tips have improved since people can tell there's a cantina in town --- without having to actually be in the town!
If you contribute now, we'll tell you some of the secrets entertainers know... things no other class does.
- what the * and ) symbols are next to a cantina's name in the world map
- that you can actually see what towns have cantinas on the world map
So please. Give generously. Artists shouldn't have to perform in substandard surroundings when the splendor of a cantina could be theirs!
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