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Thread: The IRL adventures of Scip and n'Jessi. Episode 2: The RAGU Strikes Back
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Aleyo
Tue May 24, 2005 8:42 pm
#1
Link to Episode 1: The Dirty Restaurant
As you surely know from reading Episode 1, n'Jessi and I have seen each other several times at SWG meetups. I was looking forward to seeing her at the recent meetup, but alas it was not to be. Read on. . .
I have a bad feeling about this!
One of the things I learned early on about the meetups: for some reason, they start *on time*. Not early, and certainly not late, but uncannily on the 8 o'clock hour. So when I arrived at 8 to see many people already with drinks, and what more, some people with food already, I knew something was amiss. I noted the conspicuous absense of n'Jessi and quickly sat down, making sure to blend in and not let the others know that I had become aware of some plot.
Another hero reveals the presence of RAGU
After sitting there for a little while, someone at the end of the table waved me over. This person, referred to only as Teh Fanboi, gave me a handshake and quietly told me something like "Looks like they've kept her tonight." Well, it was clearly obvious that "they" referred to RAGU (or whatever their 'official' complicated acronym is), and that n'Jessi, the leader of all things HAWT, had been captured by their evil forces! Teh Fanboi seemed confident that she would escape their grasp and make her way to the meetup, but I was less than convinced; I know that RAGU is relentless.
A cry of distress
I return to my covert place at the table, and not an hour has passed before Teh Fanboi receives a distress signal from n'Jessi! I can only assume it went something like "Help me, Teh Fanboi, you're my only hope!" You'll have to ask Teh Fanboi what was said exactly, as he was the one with the cell phone. At this point, Teh Fanboi told me that he no longer believed n'Jessi would escape and join the meetup. Obviously RAGU had her in their clutches, forcing her to sew their evil camopants. Curse those evil rangers!
Teh Fanboi turns to the Dark Side
Teh Fanboi, desperate to save n'Jessi from certain death that he must have foreseen, spent the rest of the evening trying to learn the powers of the Dark Side from the devs at the meetup. I guess he somehow thought that learning sekrit information about SWG would somehow give him the ability to defeat RAGU. I sat back, ate my food, listened to the conversations, and then went home. I mean, it's not like I'm about to go face RAGU myself. I'm HAWT, but I'm not that HAWT. I can only hope that Teh Fanboi was successful in saving n'Jessi somehow. But at what cost to Teh Fanboi? Time will tell . . .
As you surely know from reading Episode 1, n'Jessi and I have seen each other several times at SWG meetups. I was looking forward to seeing her at the recent meetup, but alas it was not to be. Read on. . .
I have a bad feeling about this!
One of the things I learned early on about the meetups: for some reason, they start *on time*. Not early, and certainly not late, but uncannily on the 8 o'clock hour. So when I arrived at 8 to see many people already with drinks, and what more, some people with food already, I knew something was amiss. I noted the conspicuous absense of n'Jessi and quickly sat down, making sure to blend in and not let the others know that I had become aware of some plot.
Another hero reveals the presence of RAGU
After sitting there for a little while, someone at the end of the table waved me over. This person, referred to only as Teh Fanboi, gave me a handshake and quietly told me something like "Looks like they've kept her tonight." Well, it was clearly obvious that "they" referred to RAGU (or whatever their 'official' complicated acronym is), and that n'Jessi, the leader of all things HAWT, had been captured by their evil forces! Teh Fanboi seemed confident that she would escape their grasp and make her way to the meetup, but I was less than convinced; I know that RAGU is relentless.
A cry of distress
I return to my covert place at the table, and not an hour has passed before Teh Fanboi receives a distress signal from n'Jessi! I can only assume it went something like "Help me, Teh Fanboi, you're my only hope!" You'll have to ask Teh Fanboi what was said exactly, as he was the one with the cell phone. At this point, Teh Fanboi told me that he no longer believed n'Jessi would escape and join the meetup. Obviously RAGU had her in their clutches, forcing her to sew their evil camopants. Curse those evil rangers!
Teh Fanboi turns to the Dark Side
Teh Fanboi, desperate to save n'Jessi from certain death that he must have foreseen, spent the rest of the evening trying to learn the powers of the Dark Side from the devs at the meetup. I guess he somehow thought that learning sekrit information about SWG would somehow give him the ability to defeat RAGU. I sat back, ate my food, listened to the conversations, and then went home. I mean, it's not like I'm about to go face RAGU myself. I'm HAWT, but I'm not that HAWT. I can only hope that Teh Fanboi was successful in saving n'Jessi somehow. But at what cost to Teh Fanboi? Time will tell . . .
JokitoRoyo
Wed May 25, 2005 9:26 am
#4
I need a young ranger and and old ranger.
The power of Camo compells you! The power of Camo compels you!!!
Oreet
Wed May 25, 2005 9:39 am
#5
Vorpaks wrote:
The power ofpasta sauceCAMO will always triumph!
geez, almost choked on my soda when i read that...
give me Camo or give me death...
on second thought, just give me camo.
Tralmek
Wed May 25, 2005 9:49 am
#6
Vorpaks wrote: The power ofpasta sauceCAMO will always triumph!
Methinks not! The power of the HAWT side has you!
...wait for it...
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HAWTpants!
Cryos_Merovingian
Wed May 25, 2005 9:52 am
#7
Vorpaks wrote:
The power ofpasta sauceCAMO will always triumph!
She's right; your frey is with RATGWNIWNU - leave the pasta sauce outta this.
Oreet
Wed May 25, 2005 9:54 am
#8
Oreet wrote:
Vorpaks wrote:
The power ofpasta sauceCAMO will always triumph!
geez, almost choked on my soda when i read that...
give me Camo or give me death...
on second thought, just give me camo.
on third thought, give me some pasta sauce too...
NJ62
Wed May 25, 2005 1:46 pm
#10
As I've said before, the Hawt side will always triumph, because camo is dumb.
NeillM
Wed May 25, 2005 2:51 pm
#11
*runs screaming from the thread after someone forces some hawtpants over the pasta sauce stained camos a ranger forced on him*
Please have mercy on our souls, and do not leave pasta sauce on the Nalargons, it takes hours to clean and retune them!
Almagill
Wed May 25, 2005 4:32 pm
#12
NeillM wrote:
*runs screaming from the thread after someone forces some hawtpants over the pasta sauce stained camos a ranger forced on him*Please have mercy on our souls, and do not leave pasta sauce on the Nalargons, it takes hours to clean and retune them!
A gnarled old ranger type strolls into the HepCat Cafe, takes a seat by the bar and pulls a Sorosuub Combat Mouth Organ from inside his shirt and begins to play the Pasta Sauce Blues.
Yup, cammo works indoors too, all them dancers thought I was just another entertainer. I just wish I knew why they kept throwing their hawtpants at me and screaming "Oh suck on that harp old gnarly ranger man..."
mm hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmm
hmm hmm
mm hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmm
hmm hmm
Oh I got those
Pasta sauce in my skiddies blues...
Oh yeah I got those
Pasta sauce in my skiddies blues...
Man thems some tasty garments
then again what you got left to lose...
mm hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmm
hmm hmm
ad nauseum
Esharra
Wed May 25, 2005 4:33 pm
#13
And it's not really that attractive either.
NJ62 wrote:
because camo is dumb.
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