Merchant Archive
Thread: Humour: a report on vendors
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Tarnak_Archvold
Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:17 pm
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I just had this absurd image of a news pair with a big head line when I read about the "vendor bark at everything" bug... so I desisted to write this. (just had to get it out)
NEWS FLASH: This is just in. Vendor have started to bark thair advertisement to everything that moves or turns. When we contacted a vendor spooks person, he tried selling our reporter, crew, and camera swoops. Then in one of his short brakes, he explained.
Vendor: We have to try to get sales, a new imperial initiative say that any vendor abandoned for 2 weeks can be arrested and put the work in the spice mines of Kessel.
We would have looked more in to the issue, but our camera man was mistaken for a vendor and dragged of by two storm troopers when he did not have anything to sell.
NEWS FLASH: This is just in. Vendor have started to bark thair advertisement to everything that moves or turns. When we contacted a vendor spooks person, he tried selling our reporter, crew, and camera swoops. Then in one of his short brakes, he explained.
Vendor: We have to try to get sales, a new imperial initiative say that any vendor abandoned for 2 weeks can be arrested and put the work in the spice mines of Kessel.
We would have looked more in to the issue, but our camera man was mistaken for a vendor and dragged of by two storm troopers when he did not have anything to sell.
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