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Thread: This is really very funny haha! Publish 10 notes from the Developer Desk

SWGaddict01
Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:46 pm
#1

Original message here:

http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=Ahazi&message.id=349475

Posted by ThunderheartS copied here:



Publish 10



Nerfed Merchant

Made some Force Sensitive Quest Thingies and Quest or something

Nerfed some other stuff

Added a Doom 3 Mod to SWG to make people stay because of the merchant nerf

Nerfed the nerf

Jedi are now given /Force Eye Beam in the Novice Enhancer Tree. This skill allows them to Destroy everything in site.

Jedi are now given Force Hotpants that give +3451 force power and +56754211 regen. Jedi are not allowed to wear anything else while wearing the Force Hotpants

Nerfed TKM to be useless against Jedi's but hella good against Gualamas cause of the new wooly hide on Naboo

Nerfed CM's. Cm's will no longer be able to use poisons, disease or area stimpacks, but will only be able to hide behind trees to avoid the enslaught of angry people who were tired of getting PWND.

Customer Service will now be only available between 1pm and 1:14pm PST Monday and that's it. We are playing Doom 3 and don't have time to answer you calls. Sorry for the inconvenience, we are compensating your time with giving you another painting in game of Darth Vader playing hopscotch

Because of the lack of customer service we will be sending all in game tickets overseas (outsourced) to people who are blind and don't speak english. They will get to your message once we can translate your message to braile.

Oh yah, and Jedi will be given better force crystals. Now the max damage allowed on a lightsaber is 10000.

Finally the devs will no longer post on these forums except when we are done taking naps and the programmers are finished making cool mods for Doom 3.

Added Hoth as an Adventure planet

Made travel to Hoth Impossible


Take care!
temptres
Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:35 pm
#2

Funny.

I thought it was a real post till i read it.

it is still funny.

hehehe

Darkcrest
Tue Aug 10, 2004 4:08 am
#3

glad to see there is a power that is greater then the force in this galaxie........... The NERF now all of you grovel bwhahahahaahah great post btw




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buf'fy 12point artisian/arch master imp pilot
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Please note this post as with the game in general is subject to change
Copey
Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:56 am
#4

/rofl
/cry
/choke



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CharPrime
Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:07 pm
#5

no server stablity improvements?



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Drop of vendor location kor vella -2897 1698

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Albwan
Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:44 pm
#6

very, very funny. sadly though theres a lot of truth in your sarcasm.
Kaadu_mount
Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:58 pm
#7

dont forget:

Gave jedi the power to disconnect people just in case they are about to die



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VoTech
Tue Aug 10, 2004 4:47 pm
#8






CharPrime wrote:

no server stablity improvements?






LOL!...that's the sure-fire way to tell it's not a real publish.



VoTech
Drterror
Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:44 am
#9

Part Duex from Thunderhearts


http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=Ahazi&message.id=350075



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