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Thread: Penthouse letter
No, I am not kidding.
I decided that I am such a sucker, I would just make a new Installations vendor to replace the last one that disappeared on me last week. I bought a ceremonial robe from the clothing store in our mall along with red slippers and long gloves.
My Master Tailor watched as I first put her dress on then her shoes. I then gave her the gloves and poof! All she had on were the gloves and red slippers! She was completely nude! We freaked out! I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
He raced back to his store to make her another ceremonial robe while I wrote yet another CSR ticket requesting the ceremonial robe be reimbursed for my Master Tailor. Yeah right! lol I did tell them that I have the pictures as proof that she really did strip it off. She just didn't hand it back to me.
well, do it again, Make sure it's not ugly first though. You don't wanna scare your customers away, hehe.
You'll never believe what happened to me, but it's all true! I'm a simple businessman, and always thought I had a nice, simple, professional relationship with my employee, but one night....