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Thread: SOE labeled me as a price gouger?

CaixCatab
Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:48 am
#92






DocSavag wrote in linked proof-thread:

One of them was an explanation of why there are occasionally female undergarments inside shuttles



Do tell, I've been wondering that for a while.



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Elyssa
Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:05 am
#93


Pfft.

This has always been my personal favorite:



"I am 15 years old. I was born into a Scientology family and have been
raised with Scientology technology.

"It has helped me tremendously. When I was very small I got in many
accidents. My mother did a Scientology handling for those who get sick
often, and it helped me to a point where I was rarely sick anymore.

"I was raised with the principles covered by Ron Hubbard on exchange,
manners, how to have good relations, etc. I have turned out well -- I
am a very sane girl (not to brag) but I can tell right from wrong -- I
am not promiscuous, don't smoke, do drugs, can have many things as a
result of Scientology and the way I was brought up by my parents."

-- Elyssa Alexander



http://archiv.jens-bertrams.de/sc/gericht.txt



------
Elyssa Alexander (Elder Merchant Correspondent)
12pt. Master Structures Trader / Elder Jedi / Mayor, City of Metropolis
Shop Crazy Durni, Inc., now open in Metropolis, Corellia (885 -6605 Gorath)

"Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

Elyssa was 1000% correct
-Pawlin

DocSavag
Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:01 pm
#94



Dimear wrote:

Andymantium wrote:


Elyssa wrote:
/gag




I did a search on "Elyssa" and was shocked...eBay?!



I followed the ebay link and came to the eBay site for "Elyssa dolls and trading cards". Maybe she's a doll (apparently Doc can comment on that), but a trading card? I'm impressed...

Message Edited by Dimear on 09-16-2005 07:31 AM





I have no inside knowledge about Elyssa she turned down all my offers to take a trip on the Parsec High Club



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Rifleman/Combat Medic
CEO, Windae Enterprises
Mesric Sanctuary Founder



Elyssa
Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:14 pm
#95

Not for lack of trying.



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Elyssa Alexander (Elder Merchant Correspondent)
12pt. Master Structures Trader / Elder Jedi / Mayor, City of Metropolis
Shop Crazy Durni, Inc., now open in Metropolis, Corellia (885 -6605 Gorath)

"Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

Elyssa was 1000% correct
-Pawlin

Andymantium
Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:29 pm
#96




K

bluejanus
Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:14 pm
#97



DocSavag wrote:


Dimear wrote:

Andymantium wrote:


Elyssa wrote:
/gag




I did a search on "Elyssa" and was shocked...eBay?!



I followed the ebay link and came to the eBay site for "Elyssa dolls and trading cards". Maybe she's a doll (apparently Doc can comment on that), but a trading card? I'm impressed...

Message Edited by Dimear on 09-16-2005 07:31 AM





I have no inside knowledge about Elyssa she turned down all my offers to take a trip on the Parsec High Club



Elyssa is QUITE fun given the right stimulus.





Isander Aperin - Kettemoor Master Architect (home: Serenity, Naboo)
Structures vendor in the HorkCo Shop near Coronet, Corellia (CLOSED)
Structures vendors in the Mos Mesric Mall near Mos Espa, Tatooine (CLOSED)
Structures, jedi kit, crafting station and resource vendors in Serenity near Kaadara, Naboo (CLOSED)
Elyssa
Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:23 pm
#98


Cash.




Wait... that didn't come out quite right.

Message Edited by Elyssa on 09-16-2005 06:24 PM



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Elyssa Alexander (Elder Merchant Correspondent)
12pt. Master Structures Trader / Elder Jedi / Mayor, City of Metropolis
Shop Crazy Durni, Inc., now open in Metropolis, Corellia (885 -6605 Gorath)

"Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

Elyssa was 1000% correct
-Pawlin

Pappi
Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:46 pm
#99

/eyebrow

money makes Elyssa's world go round




stupid_people_happen . .
Pappi Inc Tailoring (home of the black tax) - Odi's meds and chef tissues - closed
- I support literacy, common sense, and apostrophes
Elyssa
Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:56 pm
#100

If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.



------
Elyssa Alexander (Elder Merchant Correspondent)
12pt. Master Structures Trader / Elder Jedi / Mayor, City of Metropolis
Shop Crazy Durni, Inc., now open in Metropolis, Corellia (885 -6605 Gorath)

"Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

Elyssa was 1000% correct
-Pawlin

Pappi
Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:58 pm
#101

*blasts "RENT" in the background*




stupid_people_happen . .
Pappi Inc Tailoring (home of the black tax) - Odi's meds and chef tissues - closed
- I support literacy, common sense, and apostrophes
DocSavag
Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:26 pm
#102



Elyssa wrote:
If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.





No wonder I never got anywhere with her, I'm notoriously stingy with my credits in game



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Rifleman/Combat Medic
CEO, Windae Enterprises
Mesric Sanctuary Founder



Elyssa
Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:52 pm
#103

Hey, whatever lets you sleep better at night.



------
Elyssa Alexander (Elder Merchant Correspondent)
12pt. Master Structures Trader / Elder Jedi / Mayor, City of Metropolis
Shop Crazy Durni, Inc., now open in Metropolis, Corellia (885 -6605 Gorath)

"Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

Elyssa was 1000% correct
-Pawlin

bluejanus
Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:44 pm
#104



Elyssa wrote:
Hey, whatever lets you sleep better at night.




Sooo busy?





Isander Aperin - Kettemoor Master Architect (home: Serenity, Naboo)
Structures vendor in the HorkCo Shop near Coronet, Corellia (CLOSED)
Structures vendors in the Mos Mesric Mall near Mos Espa, Tatooine (CLOSED)
Structures, jedi kit, crafting station and resource vendors in Serenity near Kaadara, Naboo (CLOSED)
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