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Thread: Jar Jar is now in Charge at SOE

BoberFett
Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:28 am
#14






Elyssa wrote:

You know, this game has soured me so much on the whole Star Wars experience that I'm going to show my displeasure by not going to see Episode 3 until the SECOND week of release.







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Mild-Breeze-Trooper
Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:39 am
#15






BioTamer wrote:
wtb: devs with a clue /tell George Lucas

I wonder if he cringes when he sees how many people walk away from this game and suffer a bad feeling everytime they encounter a Star Wars reference for the rest of their lives.




Pah... if he cared. Would he have made episode II? Would he have cast Hayden Christian in a role? Would he be working so hard to destroy everything that was great about the original trilogy?


The devs are probably taking their orders directly from George Lucas. He don't want to do Ep III and is trying to have the franchise killed.





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Elyssa
Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:49 am
#16

In Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Devided Special Edition, we will learn that it was the merchants that fired first and the Developers only nerfed in self defense.



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BlooBloo
Sun Aug 08, 2004 3:11 am
#17

Quotes in sig now guys



Bughunt - "Weesa pleased to bringya desa news dat mesa, JarJar, isa now da SOE Lead Producer"
BoberFett - "When JtL is released, we won't be dodging asteroids. We'll be dodging the millions of items that had to be jettisoned into space because there wasnt enough room on vendors"
BlackEdge
Sun Aug 08, 2004 4:29 am
#18






Bughunt wrote:

We are please to bring you the News that Jar Jar is now running SOE Development.


Have a Nice Day.


LOL








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DialynnaAnaria
Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:08 am
#19

Suddenly everthing that has been happening makes since.


Someone please, SHOOT JAR JAR AND FREE US FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!


Maybe then a few of the fighters will return and we can have fun like we used to. Nah, ain't gonna happen. They'd have to update their equipment and it's obvious they are too CHEAP to do it. Sony must be bankrupt or something?



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Soltari-bacca
Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:37 am
#20

My god, these quotes today are making it all worthwhile. ROFLMAO.


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WulfFeir
Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:41 am
#21

ROFLMFAO!!! LOL

Yeah now we know what smugglers are gonna do...smuggle more vendors to merchants.


Wulf
Rhazohn
Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:00 am
#22

First directive from the Lead Developer of SWG


meesa been tinkin bout disa gret biga server typa problem anda disa isa whata weesa gonna do wid it. Taka disa gret biga NERFA BATA an cruncha alla da liddl merchanta typa peoples. When alla da peoples leava disa game afta da gama diesa, weesa cana reboot ana tries agin


Jar Jar Blinks

Lead Developer for SWG




"War is War & Business is Business & War is Great for Busine$$"



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galvatronicus
Sun Aug 08, 2004 9:58 am
#23



Rhazohn wrote:
First directive from the Lead Developer of SWG
meesa been tinkin bout disa gret biga server typa problem anda disa isa whata weesa gonna do wid it. Taka disa gret biga NERFA BATA an cruncha alla da liddl merchanta typa peoples. When alla da peoples leava disa game afta da gama diesa, weesa cana reboot ana tries agin
Jar Jar Blinks
Lead Developer for SWG
"War is War & Business is Business & War is Great for Busine$$"
Rhazohn Badwih - WanderInc
Wander in to WanderInc. Next to the shuttleport in Brenn, Naboo, Shadowfire





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mdraven
Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:16 am
#24

lol omg too funny ....I vote for jar jar ......thanks for making me laugh....JAR JAR RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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fearlesspoobah
Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:43 pm
#25

ROFLMAO the Jar Jar quotes that followed are some of the funniest things I have seen on the forums.




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Kurtzgirl
Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:06 pm
#26

Best.


Post.


Ever.


Thanks for the laughs in these grim times





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