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Thread: Full Frontal Nudity

DocSavag
Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:38 pm
#14



LadyGrey wrote:
It's a good thing that everyone else thinks the merchants are really dull, we can really get away with a lot on this forum.





no one who knows me would assume this forum is dull




Elyssa wrote:
Sometimes I hit that submit button before I realize what I've just said.
Reminder to self: Use the edit button more often.





Don't you dare! Your posts are fabulous!



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Dimear
Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:33 am
#15

I'd love to be able to craft a flower or fig leaf or something. Anyone know of an object that would be an amusing addition to a naked Ithorian? Maybe a slicing knife or stun baton or something . Would be even better than an Ithorian in hotpants.


I hope they don't go and re-clothe our liberated vendors. I may have to set up a curtain or something to create an 'adults only' portion of my shop though...






Thus sayeth Dimear

LadyGrey
Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:48 am
#16






Dimear wrote:

I'd love to be able to craft a flower or fig leaf or something. Anyone know of an object that would be an amusing addition to a naked Ithorian? Maybe a slicing knife or stun baton or something . Would be even better than an Ithorian in hotpants.


I hope they don't go and re-clothe our liberated vendors. I may have to set up a curtain or something to create an 'adults only' portion of my shop though...







Perhaps one of the large pendant necklaces as a g-string?



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Elyssa
Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:51 pm
#17


From today's Beta Patch Notes:



  • Fixed the naked Ithorian vendors. Yowza!





  • hehehe



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    Lomena
    Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:20 pm
    #18

    A palm frond infront of one would be a nifty addition =)



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    Lom'ena Xorbickh
    ronin688
    Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:54 am
    #19






    Lomena wrote:

    A palm frond infront of one would be a nifty addition =)







    lmao i wish i'd thought of that before i put a suit of armor on mine.


    All those stuck-up Twi'Lek-Girl vendors in my city's mall were makin fun of him!

    Elyssa
    Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:01 pm
    #20

    I've seen a palm frond once before but have no idea where to get one.



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    Elyssa Alexander (Elder Merchant Correspondent)
    12pt. Master Structures Trader / Elder Jedi / Mayor, City of Metropolis
    Shop Crazy Durni, Inc., now open in Metropolis, Corellia (885 -6605 Gorath)

    "Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

    Elyssa was 1000% correct
    -Pawlin

    Ackdel
    Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:57 pm
    #21






    Elyssa wrote:

    I've seen a palm frond once before but have no idea where to get one.






    They aren't available anymore that I know of, but it would have been, indeed, hillarious.




    Crowne Morril
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    AlphaMaldorian
    Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:59 am
    #22

    Ackdel wrote:






    Elyssa wrote:

    I've seen a palm frond once before but have no idea where to get one.






    They aren't available anymore that I know of, but it would have been, indeed, hillarious.


    They are still available, abeit very rarely. Moot point regardless.


    Someone came and threw pants and ashirt on my Ithorian Vendors.

    And boy are they cranky about it. He prefers nude, but at least his old tabard allowed for "ventilation" of his family jewels. He claims the pants are bit tight in the crotch and Tatooine's climate is giving him heat rash.





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    among other support professions.


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    JTGAlpha
    Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:41 pm
    #23

    Just so long as you put one of those spiffy helmets on them that make them look like oversized Johnny-Five's.



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    p4Samwise
    Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:52 pm
    #24

    According to canon, Ithorians keep their reproductive organs in their noses. Hence the... protrusions.



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    Ashdanjadestel
    Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:04 am
    #25

    /handsloincloth
    Funkbacca
    Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:38 pm
    #26

    I forget which candle model is the long white one....(Corellian?) would work nice floating strategically in front of said vendor.

    I wish the light modeling worked a little better... I have a couple particularly freaky looking vendors I wanted lit from below to enhance the effect, but the shadows don't work just exactly so.



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