Merchant Archive
Thread: MONEY SINK HUMOR
Dancer Tax - TIPS/1000 = 45min charge
0/1000 = 45min charge of 0 ...Wont work nobody tips then.....on we assue they get tips
1000cr = 45min for dancing...that would work
Blaster Tax
Shots/1000 = 45 Min charge for using you blaster
So I run 10 missions make 1000-10,000 crs
I shot 1000 times so
1000/1000 = 45 min charge of 1 no that dont work
A flat fee of 5cr per shot....so
5*1000 = 5000cr for you mission runs,,,that will work
Burst run tax
Burst run time in sec * 1000 cr = Tons of money out of your pocket
Think about it ...you can plod along or you can hit burst run for 60 sec...it only takes 60k in credits for that...ya that will work
Feel free to add yours
Usually I am loathe to add to these sort of posts, but the notion that this change has gone live has made me frisky:
Login tax:
10 credits every minute you are logged in.
CSR Ticket tax:
1000CR each time you open or append a CSR ticket.
A great idea to reduce the load for the CSR team! 
Healing Tax
1 Credit per point healled....
Stat Migration Tax
10 Credits per point moved.....
Faction Pet Tax
100 Credits per 45 Minutes of use....
Faction Turret Tax
50 Credits per shot fired....
*Shudders* Why are we putting these thoughts into their heads ??
Droid Taxes:
1 cr each time it beeps, 5 cr for each word spoken by talkies
100c for each tell you recieve [takes lots of money from masters]
1000c for each time you find yourself experiencing 'enjoyment'
1000c for each bug reported to Devs
Mission Refresh Tax
100 credit flat tax everytime you "refresh" the missions in any mission terminal hoping for better missions
Email Tax
34 credits per email sent.
Call your CSR representative today before they enact this! We have to stop them! Bump this post at least 10 times if you really care!
Banking fee - 1000 cr per item per day to store
1000 cr per item you wear per hour
Best of the best?
Imperial Tax - A Digateer goes around as Darth Vader and demands all your cash...If you dont pay he Kills you and deletes your account....That database load goes way down...in addition to cash he wants all your melons and CDEF weapons you are hoarding
/Say Darth Vader here give me your Melons and cash or I will Kill you and your whole village!
/reply Bite me
/Delete him
/Hey where did my account go?
Great Post Guys...
Fee to enter a city
Storm Trooper Shakedown fee - They ask you for all your cash or they kill you
Mission Fee - You take a mission for 250 credits - you pay a fee of 400 cr to get it...ya I like it
JABBA Fee - Like Monopoly you draw a card each time you log on - you get things like "Do not pass Jabba's palace pay 200 cr"
Cantina Cover - U got to pay to get into most clubs to watch people dance
Home Repair Fee - Every time something breaks around my house it cost me 1k in real cash...just add a random breakage feature - we get email "Your Hydro-spanner-cooler exploded please pay 1000cr to gain access to you home