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Thread: 50 Million Credit Reward
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Amizar
Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:23 am
#1
Split up into 2 parts:
1) $25 million credits to the first person who goes into the SOE building and removes all but a handful of items from their snack vendors.
2)$25 million credits to the first person who modifies their snack vending machines so that all the prices on the few items that are left are 10x what they used to be.
Bet those fat geniuses won't be so keen on vendor limits when they have to pay $10.00 for a pack of twinkies and can't find their beloved M&M's at all.
TeamTwin1
Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:31 am
#6
DONE!
I filled it with nuts, because, well the DEV's have gone INSANE!
Only people who have the proper qualifications can use the vending machine.
I left a number for Customer Service that will ring to the 900 number that proves OJ is innocent.
DocSavag
Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:38 am
#7
Did any of you notice that the vending machine in the break room didn't have unlimited storage in it?
PrincessThea
Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:39 am
#8
too funny, good RL comparison.
Amizar wrote:
Split up into 2 parts:
1) $25 million credits to the first person who goes into the SOE building and removes all but a handful of items from their snack vendors.
2)$25 million credits to the first person who modifies their snack vending machines so that all the prices on the few items that are left are 10x what they used to be.
Bet those fat geniuses won't be so keen on vendor limits when they have to pay $10.00 for a pack of twinkies and can't find their beloved M&M's at all.
SeaRaptor
Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:40 am
#9
BWAAAHAHAHAHA!
Classic. Simply classic. Doc should sticky this. =)
JacobKell
Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:42 am
#10
DocSavag wrote:
Did any of you notice that the vending machine in the break room didn't have unlimited storage in it?
Only because its been broken since beta its on their list of future fixes for the office. TH sends an internal memo out each week saying he will have more information on the state of the candy machine later in the week 
Incidentaly...
What the hell is a twinkie?!
(Shoot me im english we dont do twinkies...i think!)
DocSavag
Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:06 am
#11
JacobKell wrote:
DocSavag wrote:
Did any of you notice that the vending machine in the break room didn't have unlimited storage in it?Only because its been broken since beta its on their list of future fixes for the office. TH sends an internal memo out each week saying he will have more information on the state of the candy machine later in the week
Incidentaly...
What the hell is a twinkie?!
(Shoot me im english we dont do twinkies...i think!)
From their website:
Twinkies were developed as an inexpensive treat during the Depression. Jimmy Dewar, manager of the Schiller Park, IL bakery, noticed the pans for Hostess' Little Shortbread Fingers were only used during summer months. Dewar decided to make use of the pans throughout the year by filling them with golden sponge cake and banana filling. Today's vanilla filling was the result of a banana shortage during World War II. En route to show off his new idea in St. Louis, Dewar saw a billboard for "Twinkle Toe Shoes" - and the name Twinkies was born. <>
UniformMarshal
Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:10 am
#12
Its a roll of shortbread with vanilla creme filling in the center. Basically a cheap eclaire with no topping.
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