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AnzelVincir

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:21 am

As a JTL Beta player I just wanted to warn all of the Veterens out there about a horrible JTL experience I had last week.

O.K. I was testing out Shipwright and needed some resources that could only be found on Rori so I boot up my Luxury Yacht and launch into space. Once in space I pull up the galaxy map and click on Rori. Nothing. What? Wait a minute. I can't hyperjump directly to Rori? Oh nooooooooo!!!!

So now I am forced to land in Theed and take [gasp] PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION like some sort of surf living in the Outter Rim! I was so humiliated to have to stand in line for the shuttle with all of 'common' people and get packed into a dirty little compartment like some sort of Womp Rat. I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep the entire trip from Theed to Rori hoping that none of the peasants onboard would try to speak with me.

Even though I did my best to touch everything with bio-tissue I still couln't get the sick feeling of that shuttle out of my head. Finally I returned to Theed and got back on my Yacht. Once inside I promptly /burned every article of clothing I was wearing and did my best to /scrub the stench off of myself by furiously using a wire brush from head to toe.

I can only hope that none of you out there ever have experience something as shameful and degrading as this also.

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QuiGonJ

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:23 am

#2

Oh you poor thing... don't forget to take a dip in the bacta chamber to clean off the rest of the contaminants!

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Tsimhnori

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:23 am

#3

what? just hyperspace into naboo system, and fly to the rori station.

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Blu_Haze

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:23 am

#4

Edit: Nevermind, I just got it. Don't stir the pot with bad jokes, things are already bad enough as it is.

Message Edited by Blu_Haze on 10-27-2004 01:26 PM

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Yeevle

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:23 am

#5

lol, before anyone 1 stars AnzelVincir, this was a post that was done on the beta forums, he isn't rubbing the euro's noses in it.

SonOfVeers

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:23 am

#6

i dont find that funny or appropriate... seeing how there are SOME of us unlucky UK ppl who ARE STILL

having to use public transport...

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fav

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:23 am

#7

Haha that's funny.

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JolleHojje

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:25 am

#8

i don't get the problem with shuttle thing. but always

we got some problems

If you can get the thing it will be very easy to do it. But will you not
you will not even get it.

Iwami

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:29 am

#9

I gotta admit that it was pretty funny.

AnzelVincir

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:40 am

#10

SonOfVeers wrote:

i dont find that funny or appropriate... seeing how there are SOME of us unlucky UK ppl who ARE STILL

having to use public transport...

Sorry. I wasn't aware that all of our friends across the Pond had to wait for JTL. That really doesn't make much sense. Either way I'm sure you'all will have it soon.

In the mean time please don't stand too close to me if we see each other at the Starport. I don't want the other Yacht owners to get the wrong idea. You understand.

AnzelZenalXenalXahnAgrippina

AnzelVincir

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:41 am

#11

Tsimhnori wrote:

what? just hyperspace into naboo system, and fly to the rori station.

I had just started and didn't know...

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Yeevle

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:42 am

#12

AnzelVincir wrote:

Sorry. I wasn't aware that all of our friends across the Pond had to wait for JTL. That really doesn't make much sense. Either way I'm sure you'all will have it soon.

In the mean time please don't stand too close to me if we see each other at the Starport. I don't want the other Yacht owners to get the wrong idea. You understand.

Hey.... your windscreen looks kinda dirty! Want me to spit on it?

AnzelVincir

Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:59 am

#13

Yeevle wrote:

AnzelVincir wrote:

Sorry. I wasn't aware that all of our friends across the Pond had to wait for JTL. That really doesn't make much sense. Either way I'm sure you'all will have it soon.

In the mean time please don't stand too close to me if we see each other at the Starport. I don't want the other Yacht owners to get the wrong idea. You understand.

Hey.... your windscreen looks kinda dirty! Want me to spit on it?

That was you?

AnzelZenalXenalXahnAgrippina

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