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Thread: Im so glad SWG and JTL were not made like this.
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Maluak
Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:07 pm
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Okay I just got done watching a show called "Lexx" on the Sci-fi channal. Heh this show makes SWG seem like the most realistic things ever. First off they had a planet called "Girl Town" It was run by biker girls who had cross dressing men as slaves. And they were hunting the "Nunshee. (Im not going to get into any furthur details. the meaining is pretty disturbing.) I said to myself. Is this a joke. Then it got more intersting there ships are giant bugs. Infact they are bugs with passengers riding the insides of them. And hell at the same time the main bad guys of the show are "INSECTS" OOOO scary...... A intergalactic war against bugs! Dont let them craw on you! Now back to the planet girl town. They made hot air baloons that could go into space! Even more funny a few of the idiots fell out of the baloon in space dident freeze up. (Once your body is exposed to space you instantly freeze and the vital organs and atoms in your body implode.) No they diden't even lose oxygen aswell. Then it shows them falling through the planets atmosphere. They diden't burn up. Then its a to be continued right before they hit the water. Damn glad that was over..... Now Im really concerned. So I log on to sci-fi channal to get more info on this show. It was not a joke. It even said on the site that its better than farscape. No The differance between Lexx and farscape is the writers were not on drugs when they wrote the script for farscape as they did Lexx So Now I am convinced SWG is reality after seeing that
snltoonces
Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:13 pm
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Well, that was good for a laugh. 
Lexx is a pretty damn funny show, it just happens to be set in space.
Frederik
Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:31 pm
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snltoonces wrote:Well, that was good for a laugh.Lexx is a pretty damn funny show, it just happens to be set in space.
My thoughts exactly lol.
Maluak
Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:08 am
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Maluak
Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:26 am
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And then when they compare it to farscape, and say itsmuch better. That got me upset. If your a druggy then lexx is definantly the show for you. Another episode. There flying through space on a giant bug. And then they get this chick aboard who uses sexy looks to hurt them. So I gave her the name Her alien name was "The Flasher" Then Im like "Okay that is a whole new level of no. Considering the fact there riding on the insides of a giant bug in space. There crew is a goth guy with a stupid hair dew who claims the whole show hes alread dead. A bald old guy who makes lame jokes and aretarded blonde girl who makes Micheal Jackson look smart. And then finally instead of fighting imperials, scarrans, Pirates and other crappy villains the main bag guys are BUGS! Im sorry but I made this thread out of the concern that hours of TV are being wasted with shows that are retarded as this.
rahzael
Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:01 am
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you are pretty close-minded it seems.
i personally am not a fan of lexx...never was my cup o tea, but if you want to watch a realistically inclined sci fi show, go watch B5 or star trek.
to say that the show is stupid because people dont freeze in space or because the bad guys are bugs is really just narrow minded.
the show doesnt have accurate space depiction in mind..it has adult-ish humor in mind, and it so happens to be set in space. dont like, ok, i didnt either, but for future refrence, it probably would be best if you kept from sayin "This shows STOOOPid cuz theres some Bugz in it and its Lamezor"
yahweh666
Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:07 am
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Maluak wrote:And then when they compare it to farscape, and say its much better. That got me upset. .
In some ways it is better then Farscape, I loved Farescape but they went totally over board after the 2nd season. All about mind control and john talking to himself, and episodes in is brain just was to much.
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