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Thread: JTL Life Day letters to Wook-anta Post a letter to Wook-anta today! (For fun)
Please Wook-anta (half wookie half santa)
please give my dad a "Converge Weapons" skill, mod, command, part or well anything that will allow his X-Wing and/or B-Wing's weapons to aim at a center point about 200 to 300 meters out.
My dad has been a very good boy and wants to spread the joy of doom to all of the Imperial humbugs that do not believe in Life Day. He also wants them to get a nice gift as well, like a "mass pack" for a little extra room in thier packed TIE's. You know Wook-anta, something simple like a cars trunk that would give a little more space to those poor TIE pilots. My dad says many of them suffer from cramping compounded with claustrophobia and a little mercy in this time of thanks is called for. Privateers have been naughty! So they get a lump of something,
Thank you Wook-anta! I hope all of your worker Ewoks are happy making the billions of "toys" for the upcoming Life Day celebrations. Cookies and Blue milk will be left next to the house management terminal for you.
Your friend, - Blackjack Nova's Daughter -