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Laozlilozl_Rufflz
Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:30 pm
#1
Mine would have to be "I can shake you!" from a Commerce Raider, when he has no engine and can't even move or turn to shoot me
Asiche
Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:11 pm
#2
not really while fighting, but doing an entertainer quest when you can go out and talk to the audience. I did have one npc say to me
"I have great news! I just saved a bunch of money on my cloning insurance."
That had me on the floor, in stiches.
"I have great news! I just saved a bunch of money on my cloning insurance."
That had me on the floor, in stiches.
Imspaced
Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:22 pm
#3
Asiche wrote:
not really while fighting, but doing an entertainer quest when you can go out and talk to the audience. I did have one npc say to me
"I have great news! I just saved a bunch of money on my cloning insurance."
That had me on the floor, in stiches.
LMFAO:>ASMoHJT()_#%Y_!*()Y)*&^$){FSDA
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MonsofoLexius
Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:31 pm
#4
Asiche wrote:
"I have great news! I just saved a bunch of money on my cloning insurance."
LMFAO!!!!!!!!1
My regular favorite is when "corpse of TK-256 says 'You will have to do better then that!'"
TK-132
Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:32 pm
#5
Well not in space but when I killed a Rebel trooper on the ground as he died he said...
"Today is a good day to die!"
That had me rolling on the floor laughing for real.
I usually get stupid taunts like "You'll have to better than that Bluko!" or "Your good but I'm better!" type stuff like two second before they blow.
Normally I hear "Gah!" or "You may have won the battle but you won't win the war!".
Some other funny ones were when I was escorting some ship they said "Hey I got a wife and two kids ya know."
"Today is a good day to die!"
That had me rolling on the floor laughing for real.
I usually get stupid taunts like "You'll have to better than that Bluko!" or "Your good but I'm better!" type stuff like two second before they blow.
Normally I hear "Gah!" or "You may have won the battle but you won't win the war!".
Some other funny ones were when I was escorting some ship they said "Hey I got a wife and two kids ya know."
Laozlilozl_Rufflz
Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:33 pm
#6
Asiche wrote:
not really while fighting, but doing an entertainer quest when you can go out and talk to the audience. I did have one npc say to me
"I have great news! I just saved a bunch of money on my cloning insurance."
That had me on the floor, in stiches.
ROFL, that's good.
Marjaliisa
Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:35 pm
#7
I was at the Theed Idol player event and a performer had just been introduced by the presenter, when an NPC pipes up: "Looky here, a maggot come to say hullo."
Another time, I was with a group on Dant and we were hunting NPC dark Jedi. So we get just outside aggro range, and someone says: "OK, attack Oosip [or whatever his name was] first." Just then Oosip takes off running as fast as he can go, and doesn't stop until he is off the radar screen......
Narreem0884
Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:20 pm
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My funniest one is right after I disabled a freighter. He said, "Do you know how hard it's going to be to repair that?"
CaileSathinor
Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:59 am
#10
One of the Trainers for the Imperial Inquisition, when you talk to him, has a response option,
"Won't they be expecting us?"
Response from trainer:
"No one expects the Imperial Inquisition!"
"Won't they be expecting us?"
Response from trainer:
"No one expects the Imperial Inquisition!"
Bomb20
Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:01 am
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"That´s not gonna be easy to repair"
Since usually you dont leave any NPC´s behind with a ship they could still repair 
Sifer2
Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:23 am
#12
Yeah that "No one expects the Imperial Inquisition!" line was funny.
As for the dumb lines like "Your good but im better!" right before you blow people up in space. Everytime I see those im reminded of playing the oldStar Fox games.
Ezis
Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:55 am
#13
Just about all of the NPC's in space remind me of the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail.
Ship has no reactor, no shields, no engines, no armor, one more shot and he's dead (works great to lvl tier 1-2 players) he says something like:
I'll shake you
You're no match for me
or
You'll have to do better than that
Now, the funniest thing I've ever seen in-game was on the ground. I was running Imperial missions against rebels when I begin attacking a rebel with a pistol, as I'm a smuggler and wanted to actually have fun instead of 2-hit killing him.
The target was "a Rebel Medic"
I shoot him 2-3 times and he says "where is a medic when you need one?"
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