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kytsym
Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:55 pm
#1
** No Americans were hurt/injured in this joke **
An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his
beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
"In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
"In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces and says:
"Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either.
The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the
South African and the Australian and then says:
"In London we have so many ****ing South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.
from your aussie pal - kytsym!
DarksideCalls
Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:38 pm
#2
kytsym wrote:
** No Americans were hurt/injured in this joke **
An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his
beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
"In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces and says:
"Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either.
The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the
South African and the Australian and then says:
"In London we have so many ****ing South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.
from your aussie pal - kytsym!
ha ha ha ha!
that is quite funny!
What isn't funny is this sucky delay on JTL being released over here. My video game supplier is now telling me it has been put back indefinately?????
can u here me devs? I have three accounts, I have been playing for a year now. Are you going to give us JTL here in the UK or not, because if you don't I am sooo close to walking away right now. This delay is, and please forgive my englishness here, but this delay is w**k!
Sort it out!
BidoXP
Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:56 pm
#3
kytsym wrote:
** No Americans were hurt/injured in this joke **
An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his
beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
"In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces and says:
"Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either.
The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the
South African and the Australian and then says:
"In London we have so many ****ing South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.
from your aussie pal - kytsym!
lol funny, but could get done for racism their, got to love the modern world
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