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Owen-Lars

Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:29 pm

#53

There are some things in this world that confuse me.

Such as how does the guy that drives the snow plough get to work in the morning?

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Kiryoku

Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:29 pm

#54

heh, i had my theories... but they didn't pan out...

so.. is a ghost what happens when a blue glowy breaks wind?...

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Owen-Lars

Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:30 pm

#55

haha

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Phenix1050

Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:34 pm

#56

annnnnnnd I'm still confused.

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JBMat

Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:17 pm

#57

Owen, It's OK. The terrorists are not after you personally. Unless they read the forums about the monkeys. If you think they are ardent Darwinists, run, run now, run far.

JB

Owen-Lars

Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:23 pm

#58

Im running, im running.

Here is a toughy, if you are traveling the speed of light, what happens when you turn the lights on?

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frankenstienmonster

Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:27 pm

#59

Owen-Lars wrote:

Im running, im running.

Here is a toughy, if you are traveling the speed of light, what happens when you turn the lights on?

On a technical standpoint. You will never be able to turn on the lights as your body is strectched to infinity and your mass increases greatly.

On a funnier standpoint. You bang your face against the door.

Whenever fanning the flames of conquest, Remember that you to can be burned.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Rangers lead the way.

A Ranger is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air. I accept the fact that as a Ranger my country expects me to move further, faster and fight harder than any other soldier.

Owen-Lars

Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:29 pm

#60

Very ouch

How about: Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

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The Lost Ranger
RANGER

frankenstienmonster

Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:32 pm

#61

Owen-Lars wrote:

Very ouch

How about: Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

For the same reason a pack of hotdogs come in 8 and hotdog buns come in 6

Whenever fanning the flames of conquest, Remember that you to can be burned.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Rangers lead the way.

A Ranger is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air. I accept the fact that as a Ranger my country expects me to move further, faster and fight harder than any other soldier.

Owen-Lars

Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:33 pm

#62

God damn, i never realised that.

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The Lost Ranger
RANGER

Phenix1050

Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:17 pm

#63

yeah, and cotton candy isn't made out of cotton.

PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003

This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.

Owen-Lars

Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:19 pm

#64

Dammit. And ive been scared to eat the crap since i was young

Well how come hot dogs are called so?

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The Lost Ranger
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Phenix1050

Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:22 pm

#65

'cause Americans had to rename Frankfurters during one of the World Wars so there weren't any Germanic names. Hamburgers survived however. A more recent attempt at this samephenomenon can be seen as some Americans decided that French Fries (chips to the folks in the UK) needed to be named "Freedom Fries" as they wanted to boycott French things. Meh. I believe it was noted that these frankfurters looked awfully like Schnausers (a german dog) and the name was decided upon.

Message Edited by Phenix1050 on 07-23-2005 08:24 PM

PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003

This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.

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