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A LONG TIME AGO ON A SERVER FAR, FAR AWAY...
LEWT WARZ
EPISODE IV
It is a period of PVP warfare. PC ships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the Kewl PK Empire.
During the battle, PC spies managed to dupe a copy of the plans to the empire's ultimate weapon the "Unrestricted PK star.", also known as the UPS. But since UPS is trademarked, we will call it the "UP Star" This armored battle station has the ability to make everyone on the server's PVP switch permanently set to "on"
Pursued by the PK Empire's Kewl Doodz, Princiz Leah65 (They forgot to take the "name screener" off the sooper sekret test server, so everyone just had to do the best they could with their names,)races home aboard her starship, custodian of the sooper sekret planz that will restore PVP choice to the galaxy.
An ISD slides into view, rendered in perfect detail. It fires hundreds of lasers at a smaller craft. Then the view switches to the interior of the ship, and changes to the real non-rendered game view. If you squint really hard and tilt your head just right, you can barely tell it's all made of polygons.
An explosion rocks the ship. Sea3Peaoh and ~-*RRRtoo/-/Deetwooo*-~ come into view.
3peaoh: Dude, they're gonna PK our azzes for sure. Forget this, I'm logging!
RRRtoo: Beep
3peaoh: The princiz is gonna get lewted for sure!
RRRtoo: Beep
Down the hall, the door suddenly burst open, only causing the sightest bit of Lag. Through the open door walks _X~Anikin_Vayderr~X_
3Peaoh is down the hall, looking for RRRtoo
3peaoh: Dude, did you log? you there dude?
He spies RRRtoo down the hall and goes to him. What are you doing down here dude?
RRRtoo: Beep
In the main hall, Vayderr has gotten ahold of one of the rebels.
Vayderr: Where's that freakinlewt?
Rebel: We haven't got any lewt, we just got PK...U got ne credits you can loan me? Plz?
Vayderr: If you just got PKed, then where are your corpses?!?!?
He PKs the Rebel leader, then quickly loots his corpse.
Vayderr initiates a transmission to the rebel he just killed.
Vayderr: I ownned you dood.
Vayder turns to one of his guildmates.
Vayderr: Tear this place apart until you've found that Lewt. And then bring me the Ambassador. I heard she's a hottie.
Moments later, several stormtroopers spot Leah65 in the hallway.
Trooper1: There she is, set for stun!
They stun the girl and take her prisoner.
Trooper1: Dude, see if you can loot her clothes, I wanna see if she's anatomically correct.
Trooper2: I'm F in RL. I don't want to see that. I can tell you we all look like barbie under here anyhow.
Trooper1: That suxxors.
Back in the hallway, RRRtoo is pushing 3peaoh into an escape pod.
3peaoh: Quit pushing, Slimo.
RRRtoo: Beep.
3peaoh: Yeah, well I liked Episode 1 so sue me!
They get into the escape pod and head for the surface.
In the main control room, two Imperial officers see the pod jettison.
Officer1: PULL!
Officer2 fires at the pod and misses.
Officer1: You shoot like my gramma. And my gramma's dead.
Officer2: Well, I never played any twitch games, bite me FPS boy.
Officer1: Bite your mom.
The pod streaks away safely to the surface.
Go here: http://feeb.tv/swglewt.htmlto read the rest as well as Ep 5 and 6
Han_Solo_67 wrote:
AM I thhe only one from the original SWG boards PRE game, Pre Beta that remebers rook 1138'sLewt Warz??? This totally reminded me of that!
Click the "TrooperBob" link in my sig....
There are also 9 pilot professions there...
Privateer: 1 for Tattoine(Smugglers Alliance), Naboo(RSF), Corellia(Corsec