Jump To Lightspeed Archive

If you blow up your yacht, don't repair it at the station since it will charge you. Instead, just land, open your datapad, and select the repair option on your yacht. This repairs it to 100% and costs nothing.

Irossk Novuss - Elder Ranger

______________________________
I am Mayoboot. You are not. That is the way of teh universe, you poor fellow.

My pre-flight checklist for water landings:

1 - Snorkel. Check.

2 - Flippers. Check.

3 -Mask. Check.

4 - Seatbelt that will protect us during a 17,000 mile per hour impact with an ocean. Hmmm, we don't seem to have any installed. Let's just see how many times we can skip this baby like a stone before we burst into a flaming asteroid of death!

LOL

-----------------------------------------------

*crying with laughter*