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Thread: End of Beta Fun Thread: If you had a bumper sticker on your ship...
Barrek
Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:37 am
#131
"OWNED"
"If you can read this,
you shoot to slow"
Message Edited by Barrek on 10-25-2004 10:39 AM
Dewayne25
Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:37 am
#132
death from above from below and sides your mine Miss imperial pilot
tie oppressor go boom
ties fly fast but die hard
born to kill imps
save dewbacks, ride a imp
Sevardos
Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:41 am
#134
A ship is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water
A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to Shipwrights.
Stop Ewok testing it's futile! They always get nervous and give the wrong answers!
Back off! I'm not that kind of ship.
I'm a nice guy. My ship however is EVIL!
My other ship is a broom
So many Ewoks, so few recipes.
Message Edited by Sevardos on 10-25-2004 01:44 PM
Gam8it
Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:46 am
#136
"if you can read this you're probably dead"
Kylaena wrote:
What would it be? I can't wait for the funny responses. You guys are really witty.Not sure what I would have, I'm not as funny as you guys are.
Note: This is only for fun. We're not ignoring issues or other threads.
Come on where's yours! 
JanuHull
Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:46 am
#137
"Keep laughing, the capacitor is almost recharged"
"Official member of the Parsec High Club"
"No Sleep 'till C-net"
Rueger_Karde
Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:49 am
#139
"Be kind to animals, Kiss an Imp"
LOL thats a total take off from wrestler's shirts...you a wrestler???
WaerbGloofin
Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:50 am
#140
1. Sith Happens
2. Twi'lek Tail, Spice, or Buffs, Nobody rides for free.
3. Yoda is my copilot.
4. So many Ewoks, so few recipes.
5. Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
6. Your just jealous becausethe voices are talking to ME.
7. Disco still sucks.
8. Gravity always gets me down.
9. Save the Wookies. Collect the whole set.
10. Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
So little time....
TalonKarrdeTN
Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:51 am
#142
Two things:
(1.) Bumpersticker would be a takeoff on one of the funniest T-shirts I've still ever seen in my life....in very small letters small enough to see the writing but not big enough to read until you get up real close:
"Stop staring at my thrusters!" (I'll let you guys figure out what the T-shirt in question really says and where the letters are placed)
(2.) There would be one of those "Calvin" stickers on my side cockpit window with the Imperial symbol on the receiving end of the um....stream. 
PetaByte32
Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:52 am
#143
- I found him! I have Lando in the trunk!
- Rabid psychotic tortured Mutant Rancor on board!
- Forget the Rancor! Beware of the Owner!
- Have blaster! Will shoot.....if its not bugged!
- You can have my blaster when you pull it from my cold dead fingers.
- Support FOS (Fraternal Order of Stormtroopers)
Tyranus