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Thread: Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Nerf

Phattopia
Fri Jul 09, 2004 6:47 pm
#1

This post reminds me of a qoute from a peice of literature:


" I thought ten thousand sabers must have ignited from the force to avenge even a look that threatened to nerf- but the age of the jedi is gone and the glory of star wars is extinguished forever " i reworded it of course.





Jedi to the death of SWG.

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asclepius7
Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:44 pm
#2


Oh, and by the way... I am REALLY starting to get pissed off at the devs now. I seriously think they do these publishes as a joke just to see how many players they can get to quit. Do you have some kind of in-office bet going on about who the "worst" developer is? Yes, who's genius idea was it to give animals the intelligence of an NPC? As posts before me indicated, why are players being forced to group now in order to succeed? This game is going down the toilet. We need someone in control who knows what the players want and what is going to make the game better. JUST USE COMMON SENSE! I spend 6 months getting Jedi and a 1 month BH/MCM can kill me easily. What IS THIS??? And now a rifleman with no healing abilities can kill a full template Jedi without even being hit. I'm sure that's exactly what Lucas had in mind when he came up with the concept of Jedi. This game is a disgrace to the name of Star Wars. It has turned it into some kind of sick joke where Jedi are just like normal people--nothing special about them. A group of 20Jedi hold off hundreds of battle droids at the end of Episode II but now a single Jedi can barely take one of them. Mace Windu vs. Jango Fett: Jango hits Mace with thyroid rupture. Mace misses. Jango hits Mace with traumatize. Jango hits Mace for 500 damage. Jango hits Mace for 437 damage. Mace misses. Mace heals himself for 1000 damage. Jango perma-snares Mace. Mace's target is out of range. Jango hits Mace for 513 damage. Jango hits Mace for 430 damage. Jango hits Mace for 498 damage. Mace heals himself for 1000 damage. Jango hits Mace for 513 damage. Mace has run out of mind. Jango incapacitates Mace. Jango deathblows Mace. Anakin does not turn to the Dark Side because he is also killed by Jango. Jango then kills Count Dookue and travels to Corellia and kills Darth Sidious along with the rest of the Jedi. Jango and his son Boba-fett take over the Republic by perma-rooting the Senate and forcing them to vote emergency powers to Jango. No more Jedi are ever seen again and Star Wars ends due to boredom. GREAT THINKING DEVELOPERS/PRODUCERS/MARKETING YOU'VE REALLY GOT A HANDLE ON THE VISION OF STAR WARS.



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"The war, the true war, has never been one waged by droids, warships or soldiers. They are but crude matter, obstacles against which we test ourselves. The true war is waged in the hearts of all living things - against our own natures. Light or Dark. That is what shapes and binds this Galaxy, not these creations of Man. *You* are the battleground." - Darth Traya

REvan373723
Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:45 pm
#3

That title was kinda gay though on the real homie g dawg.



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AzKaL
Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:45 pm
#4

/rofl





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agkBenny
Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:45 pm
#5





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Phattopia
Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:47 pm
#6

This post reminds me of a qoute from a peice of literature:


" I thought ten thousand sabers must have ignited from the force to avenge even a look that threatened to nerf- but the age of the jedi is gone and the glory of star wars is extinguished forever " i reworded it of course.





Jedi to the death of SWG.

Helper. Just ask.
Salebow
Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:58 pm
#7

lol...



peace out





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JMShunter
Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:59 pm
#8

I kinda like the devs... im not gonna lie



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UberNinjaOfDoom
Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:03 pm
#9

I like it !! Sounds about right.



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