Jedi Archive
Thread: What you have to look forward too
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Bociwen
Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:30 pm
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As of the TC-Ahazi Copy.
Snares with 1 meter range, never be kited by that annoying rifle user ever again!
The ability to heal 3000 points of damage (1/4 your bar at 80) once every minute, at which time you are under 4k health!
The ability to Force Run long enough to take 3 steps at double speed (thank you lag)
Slice through overripe melons with your very own Lightsaber! Experience the fantastic uberness of 200 MAXIMUM DAMAGE!!!11!!!!1one!
Deflect all incoming blaster shots with Saber Block! (doesnt exist btw, yet still on the skill list in profession select screen)
Make your enemies hair stand up with your very own FORCE LIGHTNING! (also non existant)
And last, but not least, emulate Obi-Wan, that greatest of recent jedi, by Joining him in the Force by becoming.....BLUE GLOWY! Shock your mom, amaze your friends as you maintain a physical body and yet seem to be insubstantial! Ever want to walk through walls? Well...so have I, wouldnt that be cool? Perhaps on day we'll be able to...til then...BLUE GLOWY!!!!!!!
All this can be YOURS, simply stick around, and play the NGE!
See YOU on the battlefield.
Snares with 1 meter range, never be kited by that annoying rifle user ever again!
The ability to heal 3000 points of damage (1/4 your bar at 80) once every minute, at which time you are under 4k health!
The ability to Force Run long enough to take 3 steps at double speed (thank you lag)
Slice through overripe melons with your very own Lightsaber! Experience the fantastic uberness of 200 MAXIMUM DAMAGE!!!11!!!!1one!
Deflect all incoming blaster shots with Saber Block! (doesnt exist btw, yet still on the skill list in profession select screen)
Make your enemies hair stand up with your very own FORCE LIGHTNING! (also non existant)
And last, but not least, emulate Obi-Wan, that greatest of recent jedi, by Joining him in the Force by becoming.....BLUE GLOWY! Shock your mom, amaze your friends as you maintain a physical body and yet seem to be insubstantial! Ever want to walk through walls? Well...so have I, wouldnt that be cool? Perhaps on day we'll be able to...til then...BLUE GLOWY!!!!!!!
All this can be YOURS, simply stick around, and play the NGE!
See YOU on the battlefield.
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