Jedi Archive
Thread: Jedi = Jack-Of-All-Trades (humor)
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Jacella
Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:30 am
#1
Many of us have noticed a change in the skill level of the players since they took away the hologrind. They claim that we don't understand what other professions are all about, and I say hogwash! We are masters of all professions, and I can prove it. I have analyzed the forums and found that we have skills from every profession that we have honed to perfection.The following is a list of what a jedi's true skills are!
- We understand both Flame Single and Flame Community better than a Commando
- We can hunt other jedi and squash them better than any Bounty Hunter...all someone needs to do it whine
- Center of Being? Nah, we have one better, Center of Universe...as we all know the game revolves around us.
- Two-Handed Head hit? We have n00b-slam...much better and unblockable
- We are verbal fencers, but can operate without any mind
- We make sweeping statements better than a Pikeman
- We often Pistol whip eachother
- We Knee-shoot eachother
- Out Nerfing Shot hits with almost 100% effectiveness...sometimes more!
- We slice out Correspondant and ask eachother what spices we are all on
- Our Area Forum Search is broken most of the time...so we are like Rangers
- Many of us Camp the Forumseveryday
- We can be taught new tricks
- There has een enough ripping on eachother for a BE to make a Kimo out of the remains
- We poison the whole forums and have diseased the noobs
- We can heal wounds, but since the CU nobody thinks it's worth it
- Some are leaders and try and give orders, but that's mostly broken
- There are far more politics here than in the Politician forum...and we often vote for things that won't happen
- We can fabricate like an artisan, and often prospect for flame bait
- Most of the responses we give are just robotic answers
- We try and design everyone elses character for them
- We dance around the real issues and avoid facing the music
- All of us have numerous soapboxes
- We try and arm our youth with flamethrowers before sending them away
- We understand what CYA really means...just can't figure out whether nerfs are energy or kinetic
- We feed our egos, but the effect wares off too soon
- We are all Space cadets
So, as you can see, we are True masters of all.
Naeho
Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:37 am
#2
I say weapons need to do more wound damage, Pre-CU u could see the insane amount of wounds a MPike with a fire DOT
vibro lance could do to a krayt.
And they removed Battle Fatigue. Seems SWG is getting geared towards nutters who grind 24hrs a day afk or not.
The idea in WoW where u get an xp bonus buff when u sleep is an idea i'd like to see here in SWG.
Dont hurt the casual gamers any longer!
Think i being a bit too serious.
Lightsabers could be used for wielding, Force lighting to power servers. No more hurt to the Hamsters just plug the
Emperor in
vibro lance could do to a krayt.
And they removed Battle Fatigue. Seems SWG is getting geared towards nutters who grind 24hrs a day afk or not.
The idea in WoW where u get an xp bonus buff when u sleep is an idea i'd like to see here in SWG.
Dont hurt the casual gamers any longer!
Think i being a bit too serious.
Lightsabers could be used for wielding, Force lighting to power servers. No more hurt to the Hamsters just plug the
Emperor in
Message Edited by Naeho on 09-13-2005 04:39 PM
Naeho
Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:40 am
#5
Um... was I suppose too?
Edit: Ah all these negative topics getting me down, maybe i should go play the game instead of the forum
Always look on the bright side of life. deedoo deedoo dee doo deeee do.
Edit: Ah all these negative topics getting me down, maybe i should go play the game instead of the forum
Message Edited by Naeho on 09-13-2005 04:42 PM
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