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Thread: [Joke Song] Jedi Rhapsody :)
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a nerfslide-
No escape from SOE-
Open your eyes
Look up to the computer and see-
I’m just a Jedi,i need no sympathy-
Because I’m easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the patch blows,this game really matters to me,
To me
Boba ,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled his trigger,now he’s dead,
Boba ,life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away-
Sony ooo,
Didn’t mean to make Jedi whine-
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if I dont really matter-
Cya,my ban has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
BH's b1tching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I’ve got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the CU-
Sony ooo- (any way the patch blows)
I don’t want to leave,
I sometimes wish I’d never joined at all-
I see a little silhouetto of a Jedi,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Chokeand Force lightning-very very frightening me
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But I’m just a Jedi and nobody loves me-
He’s just a Jedi from a poor company-
Spare him his cash from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me cry-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let whine-let him cry-
Bismillah! we will not let you whine-let him cry
Bismillah! we will not let you whine-let me cry
Will not let you whine-let me cry
Will not let you whine let me cry
Ban,Ban,Ban,Ban,Ban,Ban,Ban-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me cry-
Mr Sony has a Nerf put aside for me,for me,for me-
So you think you can nerf me and sh1t in my pie-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh Sony-can’t do this to me Sony-
Just gotta cancel-just gotta get right outta here-
This crap really matters,
Anyone can see,
THis sh1t really matters-,
this game really matters to me!!!
Any way the game blows....
Message Edited by XanKrieger on 11-05-2005 04:15 PM
Message Edited by XanKrieger on 11-05-2005 04:22 PM
